Story that never ends..

Chowder138

Proud member of PAHAAA.

• Aug 27, 2012

• #801

carz101 said:

The war of the Holds turns into a dance battle, where all the Jarls bust some cool moves to Rap and Rock.

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And suddenly, Nelkir (or whoever it is that talks to Mephala) hears that Balgruuf is dancing and runs in to slay him.

 

Squirrel_killer-

The blade in the dark and the hand at your throat

• Sep 3, 2012

• #802

Chowder138 said:

And suddenly, Nelkir (or whoever it is that talks to Mephala) hears that Balgruuf is dancing and runs in to slay him.

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With a cup full of gems.

 

Gunnbjorn

Formerly known as Arillious

• Sep 4, 2012

• #803

However, Nelkir gets distracted, one of the Jarls is teaching everyone 'The Dougie'.

 

carz101

The Steve Of Skyrim!

• Sep 4, 2012

• #804

And then people start singing Their favorite songs and people break out the swords.

 

Howarthee

Qa'Darri - The unknown thief

• Sep 9, 2012

• #805

Which they promptly stick in the ground (hilt up) and start spinning around to see who can last the longest.

 

carz101

The Steve Of Skyrim!

• Sep 10, 2012

• #806

And then someone detonates a scroll of fireball and then all ks chaos.

 

rederror

Silent observer

• Sep 13, 2012

• #807

And then the orc's all unite and begin their 1000 year war, the purpose of which, is...

 

Howarthee

Qa'Darri - The unknown thief

• Sep 13, 2012

• #808

...to take all the sweetrolls from Skyrim.

 

xReese

Member

• Sep 19, 2012

• #809

Then all of a sudden Balgruuf waves his swords in the air like he just doesn't care..

 

Rizo67

(>")> | <("<)

• Sep 19, 2012

• #810

then all of a sudden a frost dragon comes in and chomps balgruuf's arm off because he didnt care! Then the dragon lands and spits the arm out and lands on...

 

xReese

Member

• Sep 20, 2012

• #811

A sharp pointy stick. then the arm starts gushing sweet and sour sauce while..

 

Buffington Battle-Born

3 B's, Ho!

• Sep 20, 2012

• #812

Balgruuf still fights the dragon because he is badass. As the fight was happening...

 

Snow D. Sorro

New Member

• Oct 1, 2012

• #813

2 more dragons showed up, and to make things worse...

 

Blackdoom59

BATMAN!

• Oct 3, 2012

• #814

A dragon priest comes as well , so Balgruuf decides to...

 

Snow D. Sorro

New Member

• Oct 4, 2012

• #815

use him badasss voice to smack all of them in to the ground and all the way to oblivion, after that had been taken care of...

 

Blackdoom59

BATMAN!

• Oct 5, 2012

• #816

He goes to wank in the closest building.When he's almost finnished...

 

butcherpete2277

Suthay-raht

• Oct 13, 2012

• #817

...a clearly lost cliff racer bursts through the window!

 

Blackdoom59

BATMAN!

• Oct 15, 2012

• #818

Balgruuf tries to explain , but the racer...

 

Cave

Active Member

• Oct 25, 2012

• #819

Blackdoom59 said:

Balgruuf tries to explain , but the racer...

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...Stared with great need for his beautiful oddly shaped...

 

carz101

The Steve Of Skyrim!

• Oct 28, 2012

• #820

Monkey, which had just walked in the room