Lars Of Morrowind
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That awkward moment when you walk in your house, and find your husband standing naked, sword in hand and ready to attack you.
That awkward moment when...
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bulbaquil
...is not Sjadbek, he just runs him.
That awkward moment when your speechcraft isn't high enough to persuade or intimidate Bolli into giving up the Mark of Dibella... only to realize you had a speechcraft-raising Amulet of the same goddess in your inventory but unequipped the whole time.
Strongarm_Alchemist
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When you see the little marker for your quest just around the corner,but when you get there you realize its on another lvl and you get lost trying to get there
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Neriad13
Premium Member
...you encounter the smuggler's den below Whiterun, nab their supply of skooma on a whim and then find yourself fighting for your life as the bandits return home. Quickly, you find yourself out of stamina and with no potions to recharge it. However...you do have that skooma in your inventory. Frantically, you chug their entire supply and in a rage fulled by the bandits' own drugs, succeed in finishing them off. It dawns on you that this might be the silliest thing you've ever done.
...you see a slaughterfish rise from the depths to do honorable combat with a mudcrab on land.
...the Stormcloak who's supposed to be crushed by falling rocks in the tower in Helgen survives. However, after he narrowly escapes with his life, he remains on his knees, waving his arms in slow motion, a stoned look in his glazed eyes, as though in utter, inescapable shock that he actually made it after dying so many times before.
...you see a slaughterfish rise from the depths to do honorable combat with a mudcrab on land.
...the Stormcloak who's supposed to be crushed by falling rocks in the tower in Helgen survives. However, after he narrowly escapes with his life, he remains on his knees, waving his arms in slow motion, a stoned look in his glazed eyes, as though in utter, inescapable shock that he actually made it after dying so many times before.
Eric Purplefrog
Member
...seconds after successfully sniping Vittoria at her wedding reception a guard walks by and says " No matter what else happens, the guards will always be grateful for everything you've done!"
... returning to Proudspire after assassinating the emperor Jordis says "I hope you aren't going to cause any trouble."
... returning to Proudspire after assassinating the emperor Jordis says "I hope you aren't going to cause any trouble."
Seanu Reaves
The Shogun of Gaming
How about that awkward moment when you sneak up on the Emporer, and he turns arround and turns out to be hella chill. so your standing there working up the will to kill this nice man...
ShangTsung
Active Member
that awk moment when u kill a bunch of imperials to free a storm cloak prisoner only to watch him run off and get killed by a bear..
Neriad13
Premium Member
...you've successfully built a fully-furnished small house on your plot of land in Falkreath Hold and decide that you want to store your Blade of Falkreath in the display case inside. However, it's an Orcish blade and when you go to put it in, you nudge it this way and that but whatever you do, you just can't seem to make it fit.
ShangTsung
Active Member
that awk moment when you get pushed forward off a cliff by a freakin dragonfly!
Bad-People
Supreme Overlord of the Barbarian Tribe of Hothor
That awkward moment when you snipe an enemy with your bow and he calmly steps out of the path of the arrow he didn't even know was coming. I have literally spent five minutes trying to shoot down the same oblivious bandit. It quickly turned into a scene from "The Jerk".
ShangTsung
Active Member
ugh!!! i know it right? i HATE it when that happens! it is soooooo gd hard to hit enemies with arrows on this game yet those black ops navy seal sniper bandit bastards can arrow you blindfolded shooting sideways! i swear i've actually seen them clearly miss before and it STILL registered as a hit on me!
Blackdoom59
BATMAN!
That awkward moment when you sold your own best weapon to a shop and you don't have the money to buy it back T_T
Bad-People
Supreme Overlord of the Barbarian Tribe of Hothor
That Awkward moment when you're trying to dump weight and some jack@$$ walks up and hands it back to you.
UndeadDollface
Professional Corpse
The awkward moment where a thief runs up to you, ask you to hold a stolen item for him, threatens you to not sell him out, and runs away only to be ambushed and torn limb from limb by a troll.
Amazingly this happened to me twice.
Amazingly this happened to me twice.
Livy_Jarl_O_Solitude
New Member
That awkward moment when people get more hyped out that you kill a chicken than killing a dragon.
Morgan
Well-Known Member
Even without the troll, this is pretty awkward. "Hey, I just stole this cockring of impetuous dancing." Right on brother, stick to the man! "Hold it for me." Sure thing, anything I can do to help a fellow larcenist. "Double-cross me and I'll kill you." What? How rude. kill kill kill disenchant walk past the bodies of untold numbers of wolves, bandits, draugr, and dragons who have ALSO tried to kill me. Seemed like such a nice guy at first!
ShangTsung
Active Member
yea i've never understood the deal with that guy, even if you help him kill the guy he stole from he still never talks to you again, not even to say thanks.. :/
Bad-People
Supreme Overlord of the Barbarian Tribe of Hothor
That awkward moment when you stop just short of stepping on a pressure plate... then your follower runs into your back and pushes you onto it.
