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Chowder138

Proud member of PAHAAA.
Granted, but now you have no one to hang out with becuase they got your damn flu

i wish i didnt get so hysterical at the thought of being put to sleep.

Granted, but in order to calm you down, they had to put you to sleep.

I wish that dog was cat.
 

Mikk

Article Writer
Granted. But cats are also cats. Now there are too many cats, and they're whining and moulting and scratching all the things we love. I hope you're happy.

I wish for more wishes. If I can't wish for more wishes, I wish for the ability to wish for more wishes.
 

Chowder138

Proud member of PAHAAA.
Granted. But cats are also cats. Now there are too many cats, and they're whining and moulting and scratching all the things we love. I hope you're happy.

I wish for more wishes. If I can't wish for more wishes, I wish for the ability to wish for more wishes.

Granted, but all of your wishes eventually get corrupted.

I wish that I could eat my schoolbooks and absorb their knowledge.
 

The OP3RaT0R

Call me Op. Or Smooth.
Granted, but you are unable to digest them and they pass from your system with 10 times the pain as a kidney stone.

I wish for TES: VI. Be careful, if corrupted TES: VI comes out, you'll all be buying it too...
 

Chowder138

Proud member of PAHAAA.
Granted, but you are unable to digest them and they pass from your system with 10 times the pain as a kidney stone.

I wish for TES: VI. Be careful, if corrupted TES: VI comes out, you'll all be buying it too...

Ouch.

Granted, but it takes place in Yokuda.

I wish more people replied to this thread.
 

Chowder138

Proud member of PAHAAA.
Granted, but it'll go wildly off topic.

I wish Clavicus Vile would stop corrupting my wishes!

Granted, but
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I wish I was a tricoderapliohoopathon.
 

Mikk

Article Writer
I literally googled that to corrupt your wish, but it came back with nothing. Google NEVER comes back with nothing.

That's your corruption. You BROKE Google.

I wish I could upload Google to my brain and know all the things.
 

Chowder138

Proud member of PAHAAA.
It came back with nothing because tricoderapliohoopathon doesn't exist :p
 

Chowder138

Proud member of PAHAAA.

Chowder138

Proud member of PAHAAA.
Not if you don't wish for anything xD

I wish you had wished for something.

Granted, but his wish was corrupted and therefore no longer a wish worth wishing. Therefore, his wish was in vain.

I wish I could have thought of a way to make that more confusing.
 

The OP3RaT0R

Call me Op. Or Smooth.
Granted, but it was so confusing you couldn't express it in words and it thus was not typed at all.

I wish for everything to be upside down.
 

Chowder138

Proud member of PAHAAA.
Granted, but it was so confusing you couldn't express it in words and it thus was not typed at all.

I wish for everything to be upside down.

Granted, but with everything upside down you are constantly falling up (or is it down?), hitting your head, and then having it happen again because everything is always upside down.

I wish doomulfingolt would fimalthesom.
 

theoperation

Hero of Jorvasskr
Granted, but it exploded.

I wish I could use the Thu'um in real life
 

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