Corrupted Wish!

dunklunk

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

• Sep 10, 2012

• #161

Granted, but you forgot your debit card at home, so the chiropractor removes all the needles

I wish I had a sabre cat cub, never to grow to adult size

 

King o' the Britains

Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

• Sep 10, 2012

• #162

Granted, but your knee then starts hurting
I wish i could think of a different avatar thats cool.

 

theoperation

Hero of Jorvasskr

• Sep 10, 2012

• #163

Granted, but then one of your mates uses you computer while drunk to post retarded troll posts on this forum using your account, thus resulting in an IP ban.

I wish my 3000 word cost accounting assignment would write itself.

 

dunklunk

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

• Sep 10, 2012

• #164

Granted, but then it dies at 2997 words, and you fail. (sorry, man)

I wish they had a hot-ass Agent 47, female version. (gots to keep my avatar company, you un'erstand)

 

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SynnerLarkie

Guest

• Sep 12, 2012

• #165

granted but she turns out to actually be a he.

i wish i had my degree already.

 

King o' the Britains

Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

• Sep 12, 2012

• #166

Granted, but its a degree in nursery rhymes.
I wish that i would see a shooting star to wish on, so that i get a uncorrupted wish

 

Monolith

The Progeny of Vikings

• Sep 23, 2012

• #167

You'd get your uncorrupted wish, but before that wish had a chance to come true, the shooting star would crash to earth right where you're standing and flatten you into a pancake.

I wish I had the best PC in existence with massive amounts of horsepower, the very best graphics card etc.

 

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SynnerLarkie

Guest

• Sep 23, 2012

• #168

Granted.. but it is insulting and bitter and refuses to work for you.

i wish my Iphone would hurry up and get here so i can take a decent photo that shows my hair properly.

 

dunklunk

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

• Sep 23, 2012

• #169

Granted, but it's a model with no camera.

I wish I had six TVs like ESPN, so I could watch six football games at once.

 

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SynnerLarkie

Guest

• Sep 23, 2012

• #170

i will not corrupt such a wonderful wish!!


i wish i lived in hawaii

 

Monolith

The Progeny of Vikings

• Sep 23, 2012

• #171

Granted, but then you'd come to realize the island ain't big enough for the both of us.. (many people will probably not get this, but Larkie will )..

I wish I could become invisible at will.

 

dunklunk

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

• Sep 23, 2012

• #172

Granted, but nobody was looking for you in the first place.

I wish Larkyn had her wish of living in Hawaii come true. Obviously.

 

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SynnerLarkie

Guest

• Sep 23, 2012

• #173

... i u

i wish i could meet a handful of yall irl

 

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SynnerLarkie

Guest

• Sep 23, 2012

• #174

Monolith said:

Granted, but then you'd come to realize the island ain't big enough for the both of us.. (many people will probably not get this, but Larkie will )..

I wish I could become invisible at will.

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i think as sexy as we are we could pull it off..

 

Monolith

The Progeny of Vikings

• Sep 23, 2012

• #175

larkyn said:

i think as sexy as we are we could pull it off..

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Hehe Maybe we could at that..

I wish I could bench press 500 lbs.

 

dunklunk

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

• Sep 23, 2012

• #176

larkyn said:

... i u

i wish i could meet a handful of yall irl

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Granted, and. . .um, that'll be all. Still granted.

I wish for Larkyn's wish.

 

Chowder138

Proud member of PAHAAA.

• Sep 27, 2012

• #177

dunklunk said:

Granted, and. . .um, that'll be all. Still granted.

I wish for Larkyn's wish.

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Granted, but I'm too lazy to read what Larkyn's wish was so you automatically fail.

I wish for babies to take over this forum and kill everyone.

 

Mikk

Article Writer

• Sep 27, 2012

• #178

Granted, but their little baby brains can't contemplate the function of a forum board, keyboards or even basic English, so the site simply sits unmanned.

I wish somebody would craft me real-life Daedric armour, so I could wear it to work.

 

Monolith

The Progeny of Vikings

• Sep 27, 2012

• #179

Granted, but then you'd be late for work every day because donning the armor takes so long. Plus it has a lot of pointy edges and ends, and you'd constantly wound your coworkers accidentally when bumping into them. And the incessant clanking of your armor would distract your fellow employees and diminish their work output (unless you work at McDonald's, in which case you would simply cook to death slowly inside the hot metal armor while standing in front of the deep fryer). Eventually you'd be the most hated man at your workplace and get fired

I wish I no longer had this damn flu!

 

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SynnerLarkie

Guest

• Sep 27, 2012

• #180

Monolith said:

I wish I no longer had this damn flu!

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Granted, but now you have no one to hang out with becuase they got your damn flu

i wish i didnt get so hysterical at the thought of being put to sleep.