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Kohlar the Unkilled

Time for some ale
Also:

"Glover Malory's the name.."

I know, Glover. I live next door to your forge, and I trade with you several times a week, remember? You know, the lizard who cleared out the mine? That's me. Killed Miraak too. Yeah, I've got a good thing going. See you at the Netch later, you forgetful bastard. :beermug:
 

Dabiene Caristiana

Your friendly neighborhood weirdo
"I'm not claiming to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun. Eorlund Gray-Mane has that honor. All I ask, is a fair chance."

"You think that the advice my father gives to the Jarl, is his alone? Ha! Let's just say I advise the adviser, and leave it at that."

Shut. UP! Mother of pearl, Adrianne! I come by to tan some leather and you won't shut up!! YOU SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD!

GAAAAAAAH! :mad:
 

Nephor The Shadow Stalker

Strike swiftly and silently.
"Looking to protect yourself or deal some damage?" "Ugggg You smell like a wet dog. Been tending your hounds?" "You'll make a fine rug cat!" These annoy me the most out of them all. It's like that Family Guy skit where the guy keeps guessing jackal at Stewie's pictionary. SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

sticky runes

Well-Known Member
I've never seen Mjoll this upset about anything. The city really gets to her.
"I'm not claiming to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun. Eorlund Gray-Mane has that honor. All I ask, is a fair chance."

"You think that the advice my father gives to the Jarl, is his alone? Ha! Let's just say I advise the adviser, and leave it at that."

Shut. UP! Mother of pearl, Adrianne! I come by to tan some leather and you won't shut up!! YOU SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD!

GAAAAAAAH! :mad:

have you met my father? He's the steward up at Dragonsreach.
I help my father in more ways than people realize.
Out with it.
 

Dabiene Caristiana

Your friendly neighborhood weirdo
^ yup. Every time she mentions her father I almost scream out loud at my tv: "I don't give a rat's arse! Shut up for the 50th time! By the way, your father is an idiot!"

To Farengar:

"Do I look like an errand runner?"

"Hm... Ragged clothes, dirt everywhere.. Yes. I say you very much look like one." Asshole.
 

sticky runes

Well-Known Member
OMG what about the courier:

Got something I'm supposed to deliver. Your hands only. Let's see...

then he proceeds to tell you who the letter is from and what it's about, right in the middle of the street. So much for discretion...
Or it turns out to be a public flier inviting people from all over Skyrim to visit a museum or consider adoption. My hands only, My Arse.
 
"Stay out of trouble, elf!" or "Hands to yourself sneak thief!" And I'm always like, just walking past them to sell stuff when this happens. If I was sneak-crouching trying to pick a lock and they said that I would understand. But when I just walk past? Like really? Oh and another one, "What is it? Dragons?", especially when said inside a walled city like Whiterun. Like dude, they haven't come yet why would they come now?! Ugh.
Or the classic, "You lost?" from my bard, steward and even my wife at my home in Falkreath. Like guys, I built this damn house that you're living in, seriously?! Or when they yell at me to be careful when I'm trying to arrange things. Like I'm trying to wreck my own house. :/

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Nephor The Shadow Stalker

Strike swiftly and silently.
"Stay out of trouble, elf!" or "Hands to yourself sneak thief!" And I'm always like, just walking past them to sell stuff when this happens. If I was sneak-crouching trying to pick a lock and they said that I would understand. But when I just walk past? Like really? Oh and another one, "What is it? Dragons?", especially when said inside a walled city like Whiterun. Like dude, they haven't come yet why would they come now?! Ugh.
Or the classic, "You lost?" from my bard, steward and even my wife at my home in Falkreath. Like guys, I built this damn house that you're living in, seriously?! Or when they yell at me to be careful when I'm trying to arrange things. Like I'm trying to wreck my own house. :/

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It's like they talk to you as if you're a dog with the dragons. LMAO!!!
 

True

Member
"I'm watching you, Orc" grates my innocent Orc all the time. Such stereotyipical nonsense

dude i get that plops all the time it pisses me off to the point where i sometimes just get a bounty and kill the person that said it
 

Wippii

Bookworm
Here are a couple:

"Cause trouble in Whiterun, and I'll haul you into the Dragonsreach dungeon myself." - Every. Single. Whiterun Guard until after "Dragon Rising".
"You picked a bad time to get lost, friend." - Bandits. I am neither lost nor a friend of yours, so do shut up.
 
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Jeremius

Guest
Here are some annoying ones:
  • Somebody stole your sweetroll? If I had a sweetroll, I would have eaten it.
  • I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Yeesh, I feel like murdering all guards when I hear those.
 

Toxius

Frost Wolf
"Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job."
 

Brofski

Member
"Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job."

God he is so annoying. I love the playthroughs where Balgruff and his family end up in the blue palace basement. I love going there and tauning the little fluff
 

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