Our Skyrim Secrets
- Thread starter VKitKat
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i have a kind of 'perfectionist' attitude when i play games and so i inevitably reload simple so-called "imperfections." such as, not hitting a target with my bow while sneaking or not pickpocketing that ring or not hearing all the possible responses in a conversation tree or breaking a lockpick even though i have hundreds or not performing a bunch of tasks in the "correct" sequence for maximum bonuses...
thankfully, i discovered DeadIsDead awhile back and can clear my conscience with those intense and very strict playthroughs, lol.
thankfully, i discovered DeadIsDead awhile back and can clear my conscience with those intense and very strict playthroughs, lol.
Kairee Blackblade
Premium Member
Hmm, secrets...
Almost every time I visit Dragonsreach I end up having to reload my game to keep from paying an exorbitant fine or dying, because I chase around that little brat Nelkir and Fus-Ro-Dah him.
I like breaking into peoples' houses at night, just to steal all their sweetrolls...
My seemingly-noble Nord girl is secretly in love with Mercer Frey and would happily murder everyone else in the Thieves Guild if it meant she could keep him.
Almost every time I visit Dragonsreach I end up having to reload my game to keep from paying an exorbitant fine or dying, because I chase around that little brat Nelkir and Fus-Ro-Dah him.
I like breaking into peoples' houses at night, just to steal all their sweetrolls...
My seemingly-noble Nord girl is secretly in love with Mercer Frey and would happily murder everyone else in the Thieves Guild if it meant she could keep him.
Mackiatoe
Skyrim's Witchdoctor - for all your Voodoo needs!
I feel it necessary to kill any Imperial or Eleven/Thalmor NPC. I hate them. Mostly, I find them traveling. So I either ambush them or just kill them. Then I lay them out all over the road, and drop some mead bottles nearby. Most awesome crime scene ever...
Rhubarb&Custard
Active Member
I shout at the Master locks that keep eating all my picks. Like right now. WHY WON'T YOU OPEN!?!?! 
ActOfGod
Let's kill someone!
I make it my duty to painfully murder any Thalmor I approach in my travels, usually in the wilds. I still want to demolish that pompous elf in Markarath. Proventus Avenicci is also pretty high on the list of people I want to backslap on a daily basis. Oh, and don't forget Nazeem. "Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't." For the love of Talos I want to stab that pompous @** repeatedly everytime I come across him. And finally, Jordis the Sword-Maiden. If that bitch asks me what I'm doing in my own damn home one more time I'll use her as Boethiath's sacrifice AGAIN.
Mr1cammando
asdf
I kill anyone stupid enough to follow me into my house. I sometimes stand outside my door, and get people to walk in there. Then, before they leave, I stab them in the face. That damned Arman knocked over my pile of silver ingots.
Serebro Moniker
He who moves it moves it
I did the Molag Bal quest just for the Vigilant's hood.
Dragon Kin
Dovah Fen Ni Dii
Just posted this in another thread but sometimes I go to the major cities wearing the emperor robes and pretend I rule everyone hehe
VKitKat
Most Commonly known as The Dragonborn
That is funny lol ^^^
It seems everyone I know detests Nazeem.... I haven't killed him yet, though. I'm waiting for him to say "Do you get to the cloud district very often? I'll probably be brave enough to stab him multiple times in the chest right in front of the guards to tick them off.... good times, good times...
It seems everyone I know detests Nazeem.... I haven't killed him yet, though. I'm waiting for him to say "Do you get to the cloud district very often? I'll probably be brave enough to stab him multiple times in the chest right in front of the guards to tick them off.... good times, good times...
VKitKat
Most Commonly known as The Dragonborn
Thalmor are my worst enemy.... I murdered the Thalmor in understone keep in front of the guards just to tick them off, like I do with all my murders, lolI definitely plan on going to the Thalmar Embacy after i do the quest, and slaying them all lol. I hate them. Another thing i do is flirt with my wife in the game haha. I usually marry Muiri
Argonianale7
Sheratopia
My Argonian wets himself at night, lol no, but I like cutting off Nazeems head and then telling the guards "Bit** I'm the thane" and then they just are like "OH NO WE BETTER BUG OFF" and then piling him with the rest of the mutilated corpses ^v^
Omega Dragon
Active Member
I see dead things, dead things see I, and I kill them to death so they die while they die.
Psiberzerker
Author
Actually, I use Ice Form, but yeah, I'm the same way. The first time I beat that questline, I dropped a Dremora Lord on his @$$, and he was nice enough to neatly decapitate him, while I was busy with the Orb. I didn't get to see it, but at least had the satisfaction of drop kicking it off the bridge.
I RPed a Necrophiliac once. That Dunmer chick draped over a log in a bandit camp on the way to Falkreath? Well, I figured I knew what was going on there before I interrupted, and there's no reason to leave a job unfinished... The nice thing is, they don't change color as they cool, so he just did Ash Elves. Gabriella, on the table by the Arcane Enchanter. Ok, I made an exception for Brelas.
What? TMI? Oh, sorry.
