Worst Crime? Both Record and Ridiculous

When it comes down to the crime count, do you enjoy racking up those numbers for the bounty? What are your worst possible crime you have committed both being the worst of the worst as well as the most ridiculous crime? For example, I wander into Blue Palace looking to make some friends, I chat with a guard in the lobby, I turn and you are free to take the flowers, but someway, somehow my guy accidentally grabs the Snowberries and we all know what a crime that is! The Snowberries are clearly off limits, what was my guy thinking? Crime bounty? 2... just 2... and every time a guard sees me, "Wait, I know you!"

I easily had them ignore the crime but every time, so I went ahead and paid my bounty, 2 whole septims... Finally no longer a wanted Argonian, thank GOD!

Now what about you?

The worst crimes one single character committed was when I had my homicidal Breton werewolf, Dandre. He was sort of my anti hero. He was an assassin, a noisy one yes, but a dedicated and hungry one. All he wanted to do was sate his bloodlust. He didn't care who it was, as long as it wasn't his mate Marcurio.

I'm roleplaying a bandit who kills everyone she meets on the road for the purpose of selling all their stuff. Eventually she'll join the Dark Brotherhood, upon which her worst crimes will be killing mentally ill beggars, a bride at her wedding and man whose death is going to devastate his loving father and wife.

For most ridiculous crime, I'd have to say it was the time I tried to talk to Orgnar and accidentally stole a tankard. As I had no wish to waste my precious carry weight on a dang tankard so I dropped it while Orngar was yelling at me. When I left the Sleeping Giant I ran into three hired thugs. Yes, Orgnar was so unhappy that I picked up his tankard and dropped it he decided to send hired thugs after me. I guess it was his favourite tankard and I damaged it when dropping it.

Worst crime I ever committed was with my character Blackthorne. She had no idea she even had a bounty on her head in Falkreath (it wasn't showing and the guards didn't attack when she entered town), but, when she entered Siddgeirs Longhouse, all heck boke loose. She proceeded to kill both of the brothers (mill & store), the alchemist, all of the guards and beat down both Siddgeir and Dengeir repeatedly and even offed the old elf from the graveyard. 32K in bounties (at level 10!) and an empty town. Apparently word got out as the Companions were suddenly EVERYWHERE and attacking me.

Oddly, once I had the 32K and paid my bounty, apparently, everybody forgot my homicidal rampage and forgave me. Just plain weird, but the worst crime I ever committed except for offing Alvor and his wife just so I could adopt their daughter (hey, she was apprenticing as a smith and I needed somebody to work my forge ).

I did this the other day, originally for the purpose of just having fun and then to re-load a good save later but, I chose to stick with the crimes I committed. Worst crime spree ever; Vy'alta, my Khajit, walked into Whiterun and killed the six guards that are hanging around the entrance, the lady from Warmaiden's, the Aki'vir guys, everyone in the shop stall center, the lady in the alchemy shop, Jon Battle-Born, a couple people from the Gray-Manes, Olava the Feeble (I think), Heimskr, the lady that's concerned about the Eldergleam tree, and some other guards.

This racked up 24,000 something in bounty and then I stole everything I possibly could, dropped it and ran around the city for awhile. Then I went up to Dragonsreach and shouted Fire Breath at the Jarl, threw Irileth across the room, stole everything I could there and fus ro dah'd it at the guards in there. In total, I think my bounty ended up being close to 50k septims this morning after I continued carrying on with it for some more last night.

I stole a sweetroll from a small child.
I still have trouble dealing with the guilt.

I killed a chicken. Thats really all I have to say


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I punched a cow too.


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The worst crime I have committed, brought my bounty up to 10,000 septims. I was playing my game, and this is back when my R2 button was broken and made things I did not want to happen, happen, I had just gotten beast form and I was in Whiterun at the Castle. All of a sudden, I transform in front of every single guard you could imagine, and I had to fight my way out of the city(or chose to). As I was fighting, all of the townspeople decided "Hey, look there! A huge, menacing werewolf! I want to die!" I ended up killing 4 guards, and 6 towns people, not in that order, and I had the choice of paying my fines or spending time in jail. I chose to start a new game.

I killed the Redguard parents in Markarth so I could adopt their lil girl. But then I felt bad about it and reloaded my save. Even when I'm allowed to be evil it's hard for me to actually be evil.

my worst crime is killing everyone........everyone in skyrim(except for the essential NPCs of course) on all the DLC as well. the most ridiculous crime was when i stole the great powerful jarl balgruff (sorry dont remember how to spell his name) goblet. in an attempt to apologize i drop it back on table......straight into his bowl of sweetrolls.........i spent many love less nights in the dungeon after that lil misunderstanding

killed every living person in skyrim (exept the un-killable ones and the ones that constantly spawn) i have roughly 1,000,000,000 in every region.

My imperial werewolf evil dude really he was extremly hungry and kinnda ate evryone in riften.


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An old character I had whose name eludes me refused to go to jail during the Forsworn Conspiracy so he did what any Death Knight would do and killed everyone he could in Markarth, minus Muiri. It was actually pretty funny watching the essential characters get sucked up into his cyclones and spit out like a ragdoll only to get back up again for more punishment