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SO, who is truly the most serious Badass? Oh, I know, you think Ebony Warrior, Miraak etc., but think: there are couriers, drunken revelers and pilgrims who are wandering around with no weapons or armor and seem to have no concern for bandits, giants, dragons etc. So, who among these do you suspect has some secret that sets them apart, and makes them the most dangerous people in all of Skyrim?
 

The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass

Sahrot Vahlok Spaan. Bahnahgaar. Minion #88!
Staff member
Maiq the Liar ofc.

That wandering bard guy too.

Old Orc.

Boethiah Cultist.

HOW DARE YOU RULE OUT THE EBONY WARRIOR.

Me.
 

Lady Redpool the Unlifer

Pyro, Spirits Connoisseur, and Soulless Anarchist
Maiq the Liar, not only does he survive skyrim, he survived Morrowind and Oblivion as well!!!!(certain comments prove it's the same character)
 

Lansworthy

Lacklusterous
Maiq the Liar, not only does he survive skyrim, he survived Morrowind and Oblivion as well!!!!(certain comments prove it's the same character)

He's in TESO as well.

He's been alive for over a thousand or so years....

Super Epic Spoiler!!!!

Maiq the liar is AKATOSH in Kitty form.
 

Lady Redpool the Unlifer

Pyro, Spirits Connoisseur, and Soulless Anarchist
Maiq the Liar, not only does he survive skyrim, he survived Morrowind and Oblivion as well!!!!(certain comments prove it's the same character)

He's in TESO as well.

He's been alive for over a thousand or so years....

Super Epic Spoiler!!!!

Maiq the liar is AKATOSH in Kitty form.

I haven't played ESO, and no he isn't, we've met Akatosh briefly in Oblivion and I KNOW where Maiq the liar was for that
 

Lansworthy

Lacklusterous
Maiq the Liar, not only does he survive skyrim, he survived Morrowind and Oblivion as well!!!!(certain comments prove it's the same character)

He's in TESO as well.

He's been alive for over a thousand or so years....

Super Epic Spoiler!!!!

Maiq the liar is AKATOSH in Kitty form.

I haven't played ESO, and no he isn't, we've met Akatosh briefly in Oblivion and I KNOW where Maiq the liar was for that

50 bucks says he sprouts dragon wings and flies into a rainbow.
 

DestroyerDevourMaster

"Zu'u Alduin. Zok sahrot do naan ko Lein!"
He's not on Skyrim but my vote goes to Karstaag anyway, just because being dead doesn't stop him from setting off a blizzard that launches you into Aetherius.
 

Cherry

Farfetch'd is judging you!
The courier. He runs around Skyrim, sometimes naked, braving the elements, bandits, dragons, you name it! He doesn't even care. He has a letter to deliver, and he'll deliver it, dammit! It's a crappy job, but someone's gotta do it.
 

Lady Redpool the Unlifer

Pyro, Spirits Connoisseur, and Soulless Anarchist
I don't know how no-one else is thinking this:

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That Riverwood chicken is so badass...

No, the chicken is not, his crew on the other hand, is
 

The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass

Sahrot Vahlok Spaan. Bahnahgaar. Minion #88!
Staff member
The courier. He runs around Skyrim, sometimes naked, braving the elements, bandits, dragons, you name it! He doesn't even care. He has a letter to deliver, and he'll deliver it, dammit! It's a crappy job, but someone's gotta do it.
If couriers weren't essential, I'd kill them all. Obnoxious bastar*s new to fu** off. I HATE them SO much...
 

Kalin of High Rock

Faal Lun Vahdin
Talsgar The Wanderer, easily. Wears nothing but merchant clothing and carries a lute. Willing to throw down with anything, from mud-crabs to dragons. I remember coming up the road past the Honningbrew Meadery, and there he was. Surrounded by the corpses of three bandits. A lute in his hand and a grin on his face.

Then, what does this total badass do if you ask him for a song? He has the solid gold gonads to demand 25 septims. He just don't give a f***. The man's a badass.
 

Cherry

Farfetch'd is judging you!
Talsgar The Wanderer, easily. Wears nothing but merchant clothing and carries a lute. Willing to throw down with anything, from mud-crabs to dragons. I remember coming up the road past the Honningbrew Meadery, and there he was. Surrounded by the corpses of three bandits. A lute in his hand and a grin on his face.

Then, what does this total badass do if you ask him for a song? He has the solid gold gonads to demand 25 septims. He just don't give a f***. The man's a badass.


Oh yeah, forgot about him. He really is a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfudger.
 

W'rkncacnter

Mister Freeze
Talsgar is everywhere and generally unconcerned about his enemies.

But a close second is the hold guard that says:
"Psst... Hey. I know who you are. Hail Sithis."

Not only did he just acknowledge that I am a cold-hearted killer, he essentially signed his own death warrant by blowing my cover. Only a really brave or really stupid person would do that. In the context of this thread I'm assuming the former, but I suspect it is really the latter.
 

Slaterfish

New Member
I reckon skyrim horses. They climb mountains fight anything and carry you around everywhere even when your weight is 6 x the limit


A.K.A the dragon slayer from hell and back that also like shooting guys in the face with his bow of awesomenessery.
 

Kohlar the Unkilled

Time for some ale
A few come to mind. My adopted son, Blaise, (at least I think that's what he calls himself these days..). I've seen him practicing in the basement with his stalhrim dagger. Wouldn't want to accidentally step on that pet mud crab of his. His adopted sister Lucia is equally dangerous.

Couriers aren't tough, really. They're just very fast, and they have a special power whereas once a day, they can become extremely uninteresting to all things for 60 seconds.

The Silt Strider. Nobody messes with it, and even if you do, it doesn't even notice.
 

imaginepageant

Slytherin Alumni
Talsgar The Wanderer, easily. Wears nothing but merchant clothing and carries a lute. Willing to throw down with anything, from mud-crabs to dragons. I remember coming up the road past the Honningbrew Meadery, and there he was. Surrounded by the corpses of three bandits. A lute in his hand and a grin on his face.

Then, what does this total badass do if you ask him for a song? He has the solid gold gonads to demand 25 septims. He just don't give a f***. The man's a badass.

This. I always thought Talsgar was just this nice guy playing his lute. Then one day I came across him fighting a pair of flame atronachs. And he won. I've since seen him fight all manner of enemies that should easily be out of his league. And he always wins. That guy scares me.
 

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