What crimes are your Dovahkiin guilty of? (spoilers!)

Jake Johnson · Apr 13, 2014

See topic.

My various Dovahkiin (all but #4 were done before my current build) are guilty of all of the following:

1) Unintentional pickpocketing (I forgot to exit sneak before talking to someone.)
2) Swiping a bottle of booze and bringing it to a local vagrant.
3) Torturing a priest of Boethiah (during The House of Horrors)
4)Unintentionally murdering a fellow man while fighting dragons that chose to land in cities or towns.
5) Snooping into local affairs in Markarth during The Forsworn Conspiracy - CHARGES DROPPED.

FarmGirl · Apr 13, 2014

I am trying to think of a crime my Dragonborn hasn't committed. Assault, murder, thievery, fraud. I'm pretty sure vampirism is all kinds of illegal. Sometimes I'm just a basic thug, pushing people around because I can. I DO draw the line at eating human flesh though!!

DestroyerDevourMaster · Apr 14, 2014

None yet, maybe trespassing if infiltrating the Thalmor Embassy counts though. My Dragonborn is essentially the Batman of Skyrim, a good guy with good intentions but isn't afraid to work outside the law is need be.

trenzalore · Apr 14, 2014

I basically smack a child if I'm in any town for more than a few minutes... it started out as a shameful incident and now blossomed into a fruitful hobby.

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tx12001 · Apr 14, 2014

The Crime of Trying to Destroy and Dominate all Life...wait as an Immortal Character he sees himself above the Mortal laws set by those he considers nothing but food due to being an Immortal winged blood drinking demon, Logically sure he can understnad crimes however how can you really commit a crime if you are seen as nothing more then a Monster who is not even a human anymore? if anything he will only follow the laws of the Daedra.

Rimfaxe96 · Apr 14, 2014

DestroyerDevourMaster said:
None yet, maybe trespassing if infiltrating the Thalmor Embassy counts though.

As soon as Great War II is on you'll get a medal of honor for that. Doesn't count as true crime in my opinion.

Gigapact · Apr 15, 2014

1. Stealing many things, like gems, septims, clothes, etc.
2. Sprinting naked in public to knock down Jarls and little children.
3. Using Redwater and regular Skooma and public intoxication.
4. Killing a bride in Solitude.
5. Killing a bunch of other innocent people and a few beggars for giving me a dirty look, and for the DB.
6. Worshiping Daedric Princes
7. Stole the Ebony Blade and used it to kill my "friends."
8. Killed my spouse.
9. Killed my pet.
10. Killed my horse (this on accident).
11. Torturing a priest.
12. MAJOR cannibalism with Namira's ring, she gets pretty bad about it.
13. Some more eating of corpses while being in werewolf.
14. Sucking of blood when she was a vamp.
15. Resisting arrest and running away, that jacked up some of my fees.
16. Bullying people into giving me money, and faking numbers for the TG.

That's what I can think of at the moment. She's not the best person.....

Adam Warlock · Apr 15, 2014

LITTERING !

Especially enjoyable if a couple of idiots get in a fight to the death over my discarded trash !

AS88 · Apr 15, 2014

Adam Warlock said:
LITTERING !

Especially enjoyable if a couple of idiots get in a fight to the death over my discarded trash !

Not Necromancy for you?

Adam Warlock · Apr 15, 2014

AS88 said:
Adam Warlock said:

LITTERING !

Especially enjoyable if a couple of idiots get in a fight to the death over my discarded trash !

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Not Necromancy for you?

Raising the dead is illegal ?
How could I have not known this ?

Pete · Apr 16, 2014

Lollygagging.

trenzalore · Apr 18, 2014

Killing the blacksmith in Whiterun by accident during a vampire attack.

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Daelon DuLac · Apr 18, 2014

Murder, assault, mayhem, coercion, blackmail, thievery, tampering with financials, assassination, poaching, graverobbing, trespassing, horse-thievery, high-treason... sheesh, what has he/she not done.

Lady Redpool the Unlifer · Apr 21, 2014

This will be a much faster conversation if I just tell you what crime I haven't committed..................

Yea, that's the whole list right there

raido KASAI · Apr 21, 2014

being just plain sexy

Lurknir · Apr 21, 2014

Putting an arrow in a guard's knee.
Pickpocket a guard.
Attacking a guard and then stealing his armor.

raido KASAI · Apr 22, 2014

Lurknir said:
Putting an arrow in a guard's knee.

You really should be careful with that. You can easily end a person's adventuring career that way

Irishman · Apr 22, 2014

J walking

I dont use roads, and when I do, I dont look left and right to watch out for carriages

Lurknir · Apr 22, 2014

raido KASAI said:
Lurknir said:

Putting an arrow in a guard's knee.

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You really should be careful with that. You can easily end a person's adventuring career that way

Yes I've noticed that, from every single guard lol

Paws the Gryphon · Apr 22, 2014

My brother's Dovahkiin decided to murder the entirety of Whiterun one time. Then there's also my little stint with murdering that blabbering priest in front of the Talos statue in the Cloud District

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