Your WTF/LOL Moments?

Chadonraz said:

I accidentally ate a sack of flour, and my character made a sort of choking noise... that sounded just like someone who'd eaten flour.

I've never eaten flour before, so I have no idea if that reaction was vanilla or caused by RND (my needs mod).

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At least it wasn't cinnamon

One day I was walking through Riverwood and a dragon came, I quickly disposed of it in about 10 or 20 seconds and I looked around me and everyone was dead. EVERYONE in the whole village was lying around the dragon dead (except for essentials) I tried to quickload but I remembered the last time I saved was like two hours before. So I just left. And on my way to go do some more quests I noticed the alik'r harrassing a woman I came over to them and all of a sudden a mammoth fell from the sky landing on all three of them, they still were talking like nothing happened. Then a giant came along and bashed them with his club, I swear they flew all the way to High Hrothgar.

Was derping around in Skyrim a little bit, suddenly a giant comes running at me and swings at me like trying to hit a baseball. I fly up all ragdoll'ed, was a really high way up and a long way down. And I just walked away as if nothing happened.

Ever wanted to see a bird up close? During one of my playthroughs, I had just assassinated a prominent person at her wedding and was running along the very top battlements of Solitude when a bird ran into me! It even did me damage! Scared the bejeezus out of me, I thought I was being attacked by a dragon for a second.

For some reason odd things always happen to my game when my son is watching. I was going through Bleak Falls Barrow with a new character and had Faendal as a follower. Got to the section with the three skeevers and as one came running up the stairs I was ready to hack it to pieces but suddenly it launched itself into the air and then got stuck in the ceiling and wall. All I could see was a flash of tail, or it's creepy little paws as it ran through the solid rock. It was hilarious and creepy at the same time. I just stood there and then it fell out of the ceiling and attacked me. I killed that creepy little fluffer quick smart. *shudders*

shadowkitty said:

For some reason odd things always happen to my game when my son is watching. I was going through Bleak Falls Barrow with a new character and had Faendal as a follower. Got to the section with the three skeevers and as one came running up the stairs I was ready to hack it to pieces but suddenly it launched itself into the air and then got stuck in the ceiling and wall. All I could see was a flash of tail, or it's creepy little paws as it ran through the solid rock. It was hilarious and creepy at the same time. I just stood there and then it fell out of the ceiling and attacked me. I killed that creepy little fluffer quick smart. *shudders*

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what did your son do?

Lordofthemelons11 said:

shadowkitty said:

For some reason odd things always happen to my game when my son is watching. I was going through Bleak Falls Barrow with a new character and had Faendal as a follower. Got to the section with the three skeevers and as one came running up the stairs I was ready to hack it to pieces but suddenly it launched itself into the air and then got stuck in the ceiling and wall. All I could see was a flash of tail, or it's creepy little paws as it ran through the solid rock. It was hilarious and creepy at the same time. I just stood there and then it fell out of the ceiling and attacked me. I killed that creepy little fluffer quick smart. *shudders*

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what did your son do?

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He thought it was hilarious and we both laughed our butts off.

1. Faendal keeps coming into my house because I married Camilla. Not only is he stalking and trespassing, he says in very own house: "You want to speak to me? After everything you'de done?". ..Get out!

2. My companion blocking arrows or pushing me off the edge.

3. First time I fought the Ebony Warrior and discovered he had a shout as well.

I was trekking through the wilds near Falkreath and came upon a wagon on fire down in a valley below. As I surveyed the scene I saw a bunny hopping towards the fire, straight through it and then a fiery little fur ball hopped off out the other side only to snuff out a few hops later Did I just witness a bunny suicide?

Well, i've seen a lot of awfully strange things, but probably the most hilarious was what happened yesterday. I was working my way through a tower of bandits, and I managed to stun one. Just as I did this, my follower slammed the poor bandit with a destruction spell. This send the bandit flying erratically across the room in all directions for quite some time. I had doubled over laughing!

Walked into Dragonsreach to do the Mephala quest and Balgruff and Co. all decided to attack me out of nowhere. Irileth even summoned a flaming spider

Starryflowers said:

Well, i've seen a lot of awfully strange things, but probably the most hilarious was what happened yesterday. I was working my way through a tower of bandits, and I managed to stun one. Just as I did this, my follower slammed the poor bandit with a destruction spell. This send the bandit flying erratically across the room in all directions for quite some time. I had doubled over laughing!

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That is the biggest problem I have with having either Marcurio or Serana as a follower. They always send bodies flying never to be found again. Or found days later in a different town. Detect dead is very helpful for finding the bodies.

Just today I was doing everything I could to backstab some fool with my newly enchanted dagger. But never once did I manage to sneak up on one. And when I gave up on the backstabbing, I just entered sneak and walked (not slowly btw) right up to him, and stabbing him in the nuts. With sneak damage. I had to quit for a few minutes.

After much insulting Lydia because of her habit of diving in front of me with previous characters, I just let her go for it today - what a woman ! She took a vampire's thrall out with a combination of slashes with her sword and finished him off with a smash with her shield. Lydia - forgive me for all those insults.

Yesterday I was riding Shadowmere back to Winterhold from Ygramor's tomb, and somewhere near the base of the college, suddenly, I hear the music, and I absorbed a dragon soul... no dragon, no battle.. just a freebie.
Weird.

This is the biggest WTF moment for me so far. It left me speechless then swearing like a sailor...

I had just received my orders to join the Legion down at the battlements to defend Whiterun and as I ran through the city I noticed some citizens still out running around, some with weapons drawn.. What the? I proceeded to the front gate and there were literally bodies everywhere, with one lone guard standing in the middle of them.

Apparently a master vampire had chose that very moment to attack the city. Along with said dead master vampire were his two death hounds and an alarming amount of other bodies.. as my crosshairs hovered over each one, I steadily got angrier and angrier...

I lost:
Adrianne Avenicci
Ulfberth War-Bear
Sigurd
Danica Pure-Spring
Alfhild Battleborn
a whiterun guard
a soldier
2 death hounds
Master Vampire

What...the....hell....

Whiterun now officially sucks.

shadowkitty said:

I was trekking through the wilds near Falkreath and came upon a wagon on fire down in a valley below. As I surveyed the scene I saw a bunny hopping towards the fire, straight through it and then a fiery little fur ball hopped off out the other side only to snuff out a few hops later Did I just witness a bunny suicide?

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He had applied for job of Easter bunny but didn't get the position, so he was very, very depressed...

As I headed back towards Falkreath to make a delivery of ores to Lakeview Manor and request that who's-her-whatsit (the redguard housecarl/steward I have who apparently lives there with my bard with absolutely no furniture or amenities - she's getting around to decorating, but you'd think that beds would be more important than shelves with flowers on 'em, but, hey, whatcha gonna do), I happened to run across a treasure hunter who's note indicated that there was something in Shreikwind Bastion that I should seek out. As I'd been there before, I knew what to expect. Needless to say, it was an easy work up from South to North until I reached the "Vampire Master" near the top. As I opened the door, he did the oddest thing. He turned an ran away from me? (I know I'm kind of intimidating, but, really?). I followed, of course and as I topped the spiral staircase and entered the wordwall chamber, there was my master vampire having no end of trouble with a simple drauger wight. Down goes the master after a very short fight. After taking out the wight I approached the master. Suddenly he starts to glow that weird blue way that a rising corpse does and is back on his feet. I didn't have any trouble taking him down again, but, as I explored the pile of ashes, I had to ask myself: Who raised him? I'm the only one here?

Just a little SR weirdness. Maybe I pissed off a Daedric Prince or something?

shadowkitty said:

I was trekking through the wilds near Falkreath and came upon a wagon on fire down in a valley below. As I surveyed the scene I saw a bunny hopping towards the fire, straight through it and then a fiery little fur ball hopped off out the other side only to snuff out a few hops later Did I just witness a bunny suicide?

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someone threw the holy hand grenade of Antioch


Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

I was battling my way through Fort Greenwall to earn some extra cash so I could afford the carriage when I came across some baked potatoes cooking on the coals of a fire. Guess I had never noticed them before.