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Monolith

The Progeny of Vikings
Granted, but your command of the foreign languages would be elementary at best, and you'd only know a few basic sentences of each.

I wish I were the best bass player on earth.
 

Mikk

Article Writer
Granted. But not by making you better. Everyone else just sucks now, so the bar is set REALLY low.

I wish I was a Super Saiyan.
 

R'alle

young but able
Granted but You can't shoot lasers. you can't fly. You only have yellow long hair

I wish I could move to canada.
 

King o' the Britains

Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness
granted, but no one knows what that is so they think your crazy. I wish for a pianist from czechoslovakia who knows how to play Beethoven
 

King o' the Britains

Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness
Posted too late . in canada you forget your passport and are arrested
 

R'alle

young but able
Granted but the pianist is deaf and he/she doesn't know sign language.

I wish for a cool race car bed
 

King o' the Britains

Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness
Granted,but a fat friend of yours jumps on it and breaks the springs.
I wish for a penny.
 

R'alle

young but able
Granted but the penny was forged from greek Copper making it the most wanted penny in the universe. After a week of safeguarding your penny Aliens will come, Abduct you,and be mean to you while they spend your valuable penny on Solar engine panels.

I wish I knew roman numerals
 

R'alle

young but able
Oh sorry too late. Granted but the pool of custard expired as soon as it was installed.

I wish I knew latin
 

King o' the Britains

Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness
Granted, but a flying mammoth falls on you, making you forget latin
 

R'alle

young but able
You need to wish something
 

King o' the Britains

Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness
sorry forgot. I wish for another wish
 

R'alle

young but able
Granted but the genie fell asleep rendering your wish unwishable

I wish for an awesome flat screen T.V
 

King o' the Britains

Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness
Granted, but it breaks on the day you host a superbowl party
I wish for an army of unicorns that shoot fire out of their horns, and they are loyal to me.
 

R'alle

young but able
Granted but the Alpha unicorn loses Loyalty and takes the Army to fight for Mother Russia

I wish Bruce the shark didn't try to kill Nemo's dad
 

King o' the Britains

Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness
Granted, but the United nations decides to destroy all nemo dvds, tapes, and records of it.

I wish my version of skyrim for ps3 had mods and console commands
 

dunklunk

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Granted, but then I'd steal your mods and console commands for my 360, and for all other 360 users out there. Mwahahaha.

I wish I had Obi Wan's power of the Jedi Mind Trick (oh yes) ;)
 

King o' the Britains

Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness
Granted, but the delivery man for the instruction kit gets attacked by forsworn, and they take the delivery.
I wish for a taco
 

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