Boy, do I have a lot to tell you guys.
- Once, I stole a steel dagger from the blacksmith in Riverwood because I was bored. A little while later, some thugs attacked me outside the Whiterun gates; I barely survived. Once I managed to kill all of them, I found the contract on one of the thugs and found it was signed by Alvor, the blacksmith I stole from. He also reffered to me as a thief in the letter. I made my way to Riverwood and killed Alvor, (and his wife accidentley) so I wouldn't get attacked again. Two real days later, my brother told me that Alvor wasn't the one who sent those thugs. I protested and brought up the contract to prove it; Alvor's signature dissapered.
- A few months later, I made a new character since I had nothing left to do in my old profile, and I was walking up a road while my brother watched me play. I ran into two heavily armed men. My brother wondered who they were, and I had no clue either. I suppose the men didn't know either, because they stared at my character blankly. I took two steps forward, then they said they were sent to teach me a lesson, and attacked. They were thugs, and apparently not very smart ones if it took them a minute to recongize their target. They didn't even have a contract on them.
- When I was doing the Blood on The Ice quest, the court wizard told me that the killer would strike in the marketplace. I went to the marketplace and waited. All of the sudden, a man pulled out a dagger and crouched behind a preistess, then stopped, turned and stared at me for a minute. He remained like that while I talked to the completley oblivous preistess. It was only 10 seconds after I stopped talking to the priestess that he stabbed her in the back and ran. I chased him through Windhelm, until a guard got in the way between me and the murderer. He tried to engage me in casual conversation while the murderer stared wide eyed at me from the other side of the guard, not moving a muscle. Why not just stick a "I did it!" glowing neon sign on your head?!
-Once, when I headed to Ivarstead for the Book of Love quest, I had to talk to Fastred's parents. The were all sitting on the same bench, and Fastred's mother was badmouthing her husband, and told me not to repeat that to her husband, while she was sitting right beside her husband!!!
- Later in the Book of Love Quest, after I just reunited the long dead lovers, as they were being lifted off into the sky, they froze in midair. They were very high up so I couldn't do anything, but suddenly, they dropped back to the earth, and when they landed, Ruki let out a "Ooooof!" noise. Then they were lifted back up into the air again, but they only got about a meter upwards until they were stuck again. I had to re load the game in order to fix it.
- After I finished the civil war quest, I was on a misson to kill the remaning stormcloaks in their camps. I fast travelled to a cave near to a stormcloak camp, and was imideatley attacked by a full party of stormcloak soliders, two ice wolves, a snow bear, a horker, a snowy sabertooth cat, and a frost dragon. It was like a antarctic winter package of pain!
-I once found a ruin with two snow bears and a snowy sabertooth cat outside, and all three attacked me at once. After a short struggle, only one snow bear was left, and once I killed him, his body started levitating off the ground and moon walked in place, with the weirdest grin I've ever seen on an animals face.
- Speaking of stupid grins, when I was at Windhelm for the final battle in the civil war, I found myself drifting off (figuritavley) during General Tullius's speech. I turned to the solider beside me, who was smiling so widely his mouth looked like the letter U and it was at least two inches across. It was creepy, to say the least.
- When I found Ivarstead for the first time, I was confronted by a bear right outside of town. After I killed it, the front half of it's body buried itself, and then the rest of what was still on the surface spun in circles, jiggled it's legs and belly and made tap dancing sounds. What can you say about that?
-When I was in Whiterun, I decided to visit the hotel. I had just started the game, and was new to Whiterun, so I didn't start the In My Time of Need quest yet. Keeping this in mind, Saadia walked up to me while I was in the kitchen and said this... "You brighten my day whenever you come around. Please take this in thanks." Then she gave me some fine clothes. If that isn't randomness, than I don't know what is! Someone please explain!