What accomplishments should appear on your Dovahkiin's gravestone?

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Jake Johnson

Active Member

• Apr 8, 2014

• #1

See topic.

My Dovahkiin, Copperhead, would have a gravestone that would read:

Archmage of Winterhold
Head of the Thieves' Guild (maybe - they like secrecy)
Revived the Thieves' Guild's former glory
Listener of the Dark Brotherhood (again, very strong maybe - they like secrecy, too)

Thane of Haafingar, Hjollmarch, The Pale, Winterhold, The Reach, Whiterun, Eastmarch, Falkreath, and The Rift.

Defeater of Alduin.

 

Lucid

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2014

• #2

Ysela Stormcrown, originally of Falkreath hold.
Daughter of Akatosh
Savior of Nirn
Queen Consort of Skyrim
Jarl of Whiterun
Honorary member of House Redoran
Honored Companion

 

DdraigGwyn

Cymru

• Apr 8, 2014

• #3

Ate all the chickens in Riverwood.

 

raido KASAI

Ansei Master Badass

• Apr 8, 2014

• #4

Raido Kasai
Qethnunah
Ansei Master Badass

 

Lucid

Well-Known Member

• Apr 8, 2014

• #5

On a plaque in the Dawnstar Dark Brotherhood sanctuary:

"Brothers and sisters. This urn holds the remains of Endrys, Listener 4E204. Honored slayer of Emperor Titus Mede II. Lost in the throes of skooma addiction he failed on a contract and was killed by the Markarth guard. Let his errors serve as a lesson for us all."

 

Nocte Aeterna

Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Film

• Apr 8, 2014

• #6

Something like this.

 

DestroyerDevourMaster

"Zu'u Alduin. Zok sahrot do naan ko Lein!"

• Apr 9, 2014

• #7

Yngvar Heart-Fang​

Dragonborn​

Archmage of the College of Winterhold​

Harbinger of the Companions​

Savoir of Skyrim and Solstheim​

 

trenzalore

I'll dip my cookies in your tears.

• Apr 9, 2014

• #8

"Didn't lollygag"

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ColleenG

When in doubt, follow the fox.

• Apr 9, 2014

• #9

"Beloved wife and mother of two."

 

MjolnirV

xDoctor Bob

• Apr 9, 2014

• #10

"Here lies the Dovakiin,
If only we had more
Stone to work with..."

 

elias

Member

• Apr 9, 2014

• #11

"He did it for the Sleeping Tree sap."

 

Kaelbu

Well-Known Member

• Apr 10, 2014

• #12

Here lies Vaerwen
She lost her memory.
So she made new ones...
"Hail Sithis," if you know what we mean.

 

Irishman

Well-Endowed Member

• Apr 11, 2014

• #13

A gravestone? ha! that's a laugh. Most of my Dragonborn's are evil, evil people who would be buried in an ancient Nordic Crypt surrounded by 4 Death Overlords, a Skeleton Dragon and a pet Frost Troll named Jeff

On the alter above the (solid silver) sarcophagus would be a Writ of Sealing imbued with these words:

Be bound here, Dovahkiin, most evil of the Dragon Souls
Condemned by your crimes against man, mer and Dov
May your evil deeds never be repeated or recorded
May our wards and traps keep you from forever rising.
FYI, he has no Dragon Priest Mask so just walk away

 

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Jake Johnson

Active Member

• Apr 11, 2014

• #14

New Dovahkiin:

Here Lies Mog Two-Axes

Stormcloak

Harbinger of the Companions
Friend of all Orc Camps
Defeater of Alduin

He skill with his axes was Legendary

 

ZeroDragon

Bring me my broadsword, and clear understanding.

• Apr 11, 2014

• #15

Here lies Sader Blackheart​

Adventurer​

His adventures permanently ended by a poisoned arrow to the knee​

 

trenzalore

I'll dip my cookies in your tears.

• Apr 11, 2014

• #16

"Fell off the bridge at Sovngarde"

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tx12001

I will not tolerate failure...

• Apr 11, 2014

• #17

whose gravestone? My Immortal Vampire Lord's or my Immortal Lich's? last I checked Its not smart to Bury a Vampire unless you want them to rise from the grave

 

khazan99

Semi-professional cabbage collector

• Apr 11, 2014

• #18

Never met a cabbage he didn't like.

 

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Dovahkiir

Member

• Apr 11, 2014

• #19

He arrived in Tamriel with nothing and nearly lost his head, but he made something of himself.

Loving husband to his wife Faralda and father to his children Lucia, Sofie, Runa, Samuel, Alesan and Blaise. I'll miss you all terribly.

 

trenzalore

I'll dip my cookies in your tears.

• Apr 14, 2014

• #20

Dragons possessed her blood, not the other way round. They were born from Rubies, for Ruby made them her B*tches



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