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Irishman

Well-Endowed Member
I've been meditating upon clever ways to kill my family...they piss me off.

Hopefully you mean in Skyrim :eek: ???

Its ok Lady Imp, family annoys me to. The answer isn't killing them though! You would never be able to live with yourself. Sure the 1st couple of years with a new baby is tiring, with all the crying and the dependency but it will get to a stage one day, where they are packing their bags and moving out (I'm assuming that's the favourite part of being a parent?). As for your hubby, you guys are probably just stressed and sleep deprived so you get on each others nerves more easily. You guys will work it out... Don't kill anybody though!

:p
 

Lady Imp

Rabid Wolverine
I've been meditating upon clever ways to kill my family...they piss me off.

Hopefully you mean in Skyrim :eek: ???

Its ok Lady Imp, family annoys me to. The answer isn't killing them though! You would never be able to live with yourself. Sure the 1st couple of years with a new baby is tiring, with all the crying and the dependency but it will get to a stage one day, where they are packing their bags and moving out (I'm assuming that's the favourite part of being a parent?). As for your hubby, you guys are probably just stressed and sleep deprived so you get on each others nerves more easily. You guys will work it out... Don't kill anybody though!

:p


ROFL yes, I was referring to my Skyrim family. I love my real family. I can't stop kissing the little baby toes, they're just so damn cute! <3

My Skyrim family though...ugh. I walk in the door, and all the kids want is money. I give them money...and they follow me around, asking for more crap! They get in my way and block doorways...they're worse than Serana! And my husband...his only benefit is he's easy on the eyes. Oh, and he gives me money. That automatically goes to the kids...ugh. Family for an adventurer is just so not cool.
 

Manmangler

Well-Known Member
I just visit sometimes at my solitude hoem. I make sure I have
- Money
- Girls dresses (Yep two girls, one from windhelm and one from whiterun)
- apples
- dolls
- Insane smithed daggers

I give them what they want. My housecarl take care of them.
I store my stuff lakevied manor (Armoury, Storageroom and enhancting tower). Not near my child.

I just wonder if I move there with my family

- Sofie that dont belong bedroom, especially not under Lucias bed
- Sofie please dont chase you sister with ebonyblade
- Lucia dont point me that wabbajack
- Girls You wont test dawnbreaker to Serena
- Lucia Daedras are not friends to play hide and seek, so return my sanguine rose
- Honey even You go shopping, leave that Masque of Clavicus Vile in where it belongs
- Honey Mehrunes dont like, if you using that as butterknife
- I will read book in bedtime to girls, BUT NOT THAT BOOK
 

Dram

the Dunmer
I do all the above,
...but there are scarier things going on in my house. Way scarrier things that terrifies my kids. And me

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Torok

Active Member
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I suppose, to some degree, we're all bad parents in Skyrim.

I was gonna make a nomad family. Complete with mobile carriage home, a gay couple, two kids and a werewolf bard guard. The children's adoptive parents are also thieves living as traveling merchants.

I was gonna make that happen with a bunch of different mods.

So, yeah I'd be a bad parent too. Making the kids travel with the family while bandits, wild animals, assassins and dragons are all trying to kill us.
 

Naginata

Huntress of the Shadows
I've never actually tried placing multiple families in the same town. *rubs hands together maliciously* I must try this now.

It works best when you have like 6 families and put them all living next door to each other. I always put them in Bowerstone Market. :D

I've had many families in Fable 3 but I never moved them all together :D I usually had them across Albion, and I had one in whatchamacallit desert place. Oh, I liked that place. :D I miss Fable 3, wish I hadn't sold it. :sadface: BUT to be fair, I sold it to buy Fable 2, so.... :p
 

Mewness

Trans-Neptunian Object
I was gonna make a nomad family. Complete with mobile carriage home, a gay couple, two kids and a werewolf bard guard. The children's adoptive parents are also thieves living as traveling merchants.

Is there a mod for mobile carriage homes? Sounds like fun.
 

Dovahkiir

Member
My first concern came when I came home and (for the tenth time in that playthrough) was planning to retire for good. It was almost 9:30 PM and I chose to send Sissel and Hroar to bed early, like I should have back when I was level 70... They both complained rudely and walked to their room talking trash about me! Even after I let them keep the mudcrab, the dog and the rabbit! I think Muiri spoiled them... not me! I swear, if my weapon back then wasn't Molag's Mace, I would smack them both.

Little swines! After I took them off the street, put food in their bellies and a roof over their head! Even if I ask them to do a simple chore now and then like sweep the floor please!

So I opened up the Creation Kit and edited their dialogue and fixed it so they don't give me any backchat. I figure if they were real kids they'd be getting a good talking to... this is my equivalent.

"Don't like it? Well the doors right there! Is it asking too much to do a simple thing in return every once in while? Whats that? You don't care?! Off you go back the streets! Is that what you really want? Because the choice is yours, <insert name here>" :D

Well, now my kids hardly see me. I pimp out one house, usually Lakeview Manor with everything. Kids, Husband, housecarl, steward, bard, carriage driver, farm animals and two pets.... And then I leave, possibly never to return again. I am a great mother. ;)

I do the same with a mod house, Candlepond Ranch, I've got 6 of the little so and so's so need all the beds I can get.

Is there a mod for mobile carriage homes? Sounds like fun.

Theres is one, made by the creator of The Field Lab I think, can't remember the name right now.
 

Torok

Active Member
I was gonna make a nomad family. Complete with mobile carriage home, a gay couple, two kids and a werewolf bard guard. The children's adoptive parents are also thieves living as traveling merchants.

Is there a mod for mobile carriage homes? Sounds like fun.

Gypsy eyes caravan.
And it was fun.
 

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