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    Post your character in action!

    I think I love you....r computer. And your skills of screenshot-capturing rival the divines themselves o:
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    Tikki Tames Cultists

    I recently finished downloading skyrim for the PC, and so have discovered the console commands. I was, uh, experimenting with white souls in the Dragonborn test room, with the cage and the buttons. As intrigued as I am with the weak minds of Cultists, I have successfully 'tamed' three cultists...
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    Heartache!

    Teldryyynnn...? He has a nice backstory and opinions may differ but I find him so sweeeet <3 Oh, and the one Khajiit that protects the caravan and you has to find his amulet? Why I can't marry other Khajiit in Skyrim? I mean, it is a big no-no on Bethesda's part if you want a lore-friendly...
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    I STILL get lost in.....

    "Mmkay, it says we should be....going..up this mountain? What in Oblivion?" "Hey, at least it's not a DWARVEN RUIN." "But it's a nordic barrow, it still has lots and lots of puzzles and draugr and crazy dead guys who want to burn me alive..." "Actually, I think most magic wielding draugr are...
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    Roleplaying in Skyrim

    My Werewolf Khajiit, Ki'reon (Tyger), is Patches' 'long lost brother', of a sort. He's a good man but he's in the theives guild, as he had headed down a bad path but eventually stayed there even when he was 'good', he saw them as family. He doesn't like the Vampires and is a Dawnguard, but he...
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    Karstaag versus The Ebony Warrior, who would win?

    I have yet to face Ebony, but Karstaag was a little bit easy for me. I kept dying on legendary difficulty so I had to kill him on expert :/ I just let my followers distract him and pelt him with arrows in sneak mode.
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    Spoiler I hope we get to interact more with Master Neloth

    I love Neloth, Patches sees him as a great friend. I loved it when he said "Dangerous knowledge is still knowlege." Sure he doesn't praise you like the rest of the people in the game, but he has the aweaomeness to back him up. He helps you find Black Books, for goodness sake! PS on a side note...
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    I HATE mistwatch.. -_-

    Bandit+Bandit+Bend Will=a fight to the death!
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    I HATE mistwatch.. -_-

    On my Werewolf I had to go to Trava's watch to clear out some Silver Hand. And gods, I died at least 16 times. It's full of traps and the silver hand guys weren't so bad, but man. Fear-howling like crazy.
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    Isnt Talos like Jesus and Christianity and the Thalmor like radical Islam?

    Ah, yes, indeed. I have some vampire cattle, and some poisons, and... pizza! I don't think you'd be interested in the first two, though :p
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    Isnt Talos like Jesus and Christianity and the Thalmor like radical Islam?

    I smell a war coming on. Let's close this before it gets violent... But on the other hand... *sits on couch watching intently*
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    Random Encounters

    Oh, I have another one! I was at Dragontooth Crater and my good friends the Forsworn helped me kill the dragon. Then I walk around and start hearing spell sounds. I turn around and theres a fire wizard and an ice wizard battling. My friends from the outside of Druidach Redoubt got killed, and I...
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    Quest Log: Chaos Edition

    I ended up being an all-around sort of person by joining every faction just to clear up quest log. Yes, it's that bad.
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    Skaal Tribe

    We all know the lovable Skaal people of Solstheim, right? What are your opinions on these people? I like them, they're pretty cool. No guards to yell at me when I do a public service of making the day sunny, free food, awesome Stalhrim armors and weapons, and they just want to stay out of the...
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    Who is your most hated enemy in Skyrim?

    Draugr. I know what you're thinking, "Oh, can't handle a few dusty bonewalkers?" This is very true. They get easy when you level up with cool new equipment, but at the start they just swarm you and play catch with your corpse by fus ro dahing it all over the room. Azhidal comes a close second...
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