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  1. HeavyMetal

    Story that never ends..

    Dammit! How come you didn't tell me this cheese was so good!?
  2. HeavyMetal

    Thought you guys might enjoy...

    Fantastic work gentlemen! Was laughing my ass off at the "You shouldn't be here, you need to leave!" part, and the kicking the stuff off the table!
  3. HeavyMetal

    Story that never ends..

    ..and in his primal threshings he accidentally skewered the horker on his magical horn, thus killing her, but not before the magical narwhal dragonborn somehow became impregnated with...
  4. HeavyMetal

    So why were you captured?

    Simple misunderstanding indeed! You see, back in Black Marsh it's perfectly acceptable for an Argonian to mate with a freshly slaughtered mammal! How was I supposed to know that was the Emperor's prize stallion!?
  5. HeavyMetal

    Story that never ends..

    and not just any narwhal, but a magical, speckled, magenta and green narwhal with laser beam eyes that can shoot raspberry flavored yogurt from it's single, magical horn!
  6. HeavyMetal

    Story that never ends..

    ..to which the Dragonborn falls into a catatonic depression at the thought of such woe and sorrow and pain done unto humankind, damage that they do to themselves. The existential crisis rages on as...
  7. HeavyMetal

    No sporting games or gambling in Skyrim?

    Oh, and lawn darts!
  8. HeavyMetal

    Worst part of the game

    That there was no mention in the tool-tips, loading screens or anywhere else of using 1-8 as hot keys. Sure, they mention the cumbersome favorites menu, but leave you to figure it out that you can actually assign hotkeys. Cue someone saying, "There are un-modded hotkeys in this game?!"...
  9. HeavyMetal

    Worst Non-Unique Enemy In Skyrim?

    I tried to save a peddler from bandits with my lowly mage, and I killed the bandits, but I hurt the peddler too, so he aggroes and I kill him, but his horse starts attacking me too. Then I sic my familiar on it and we start chasing the horse off which has a godly amount of hit points, but then...
  10. HeavyMetal

    Names of your skyrim character

    Viss - Argonian Assassin / Archer Gorak - Sword and Board Orc Warrior Balcombe - Breton Destruction / Conjuration Mage
  11. HeavyMetal

    Story that never ends..

    to which Lydia replied, there's this sassy little store hidden over in Riverwood called, "The Giant's Purple, Double-Sided Jelly Jammer," leaving Esbern mumbling and bumbling, saying, "Yes, yes, that's the place, ahem, I only know because a friend told me.. about it, er, once..." (buncha...
  12. HeavyMetal

    OBLIVION vs SKYRIM

    Well, I'm glad you've seen the error of your illogical, unfounded, irrational and hostile manner. And now to lose some sleep over what a random child over the internet thinks of me :*(
  13. HeavyMetal

    OBLIVION vs SKYRIM

    Wow, way to jump the gun, imbecile. Ok, let me break it down for you. Mehrunes dagon, Daedric prince of destruction, change, etc - see Shiva, meaning "auspicious one,' major Hindu deity, destroyer god, or transformer... Oblivion gates - Portals to another dimension... like that hasn't...
  14. HeavyMetal

    No sporting games or gambling in Skyrim?

    Haha, you had me laughing at the elves poetry writing competition. And I like the idea of fishing - possibly with fireballs? I already tried with bows and arrows - it didn't work. Few more ideas I can imagine those burly Nords of yore engaging in: 1. Butterfly races 2. Poison drinking...
  15. HeavyMetal

    what are you guys wearing ?

    A Pantera t-shirt, no pants and- oh wait, character you said? Actually, funny story, he is wearing the same thing. That, or Nightingale armor, mixing it up with the priest masks, none of it blacksmithed, because blacksmithing is for hookers and republicans.
  16. HeavyMetal

    Story that never ends..

    ...it's the rare and elusive fire-breathing, hob-nobbed platypus of One tree Hill!
  17. HeavyMetal

    OBLIVION vs SKYRIM

    I will say I miss the arena, as I always love arenas in my RPG / fantasy games. Also, Skyrim is missing a giant scorpion. Gotta have a giant scorpion in there somewhere. 1. I don't miss stats - and I kind of enjoyed not having to sweat over them for once. I've been playing RPG's my whole...
  18. HeavyMetal

    Thieves Quests and Other Big Lines: Bethseda Petition

    Business is business, whether it's thievery, politics or murder, whether it's supposedly justified with "honor" or "purpose", or simply for a paycheck - doesn't matter who you are "serving" or who you are "working" for or with. If you don't want to feel like a scallywag, don't be a thief...
  19. HeavyMetal

    Are you a momento hoarder?

    I have a mountain of skulls on display on my dirty kitchen table...
  20. HeavyMetal

    Dragon priests

    It took me quite a few tries to get this. As an archer/assasin he kept pwning me right after I killed the elder dragon (played with no followers, on master difficulty: I must sneak or I die), and he burst out of his grave so quickly that he always almost instantly detected me through sneak...
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