A.Auditore
maybe...
the moment where there is one sweetroll left, someone takes it, and you say "what someone stole your sweetroll?" and no one else gets it but you
That awkward moment when you and Lydia are casually sniping Mages from afar when Lydia suddenly decides to charge in for a melee attack only to die from the Ebony Arrow you just planted in the back of her skull.
*sigh*
*reload*
The awk moment when you train your sights on a troll at the bottom of the gorge, line up the perfect bow shot and then "THWUMP" your arrow hits a rock 3 inches from your bow. I swear the troll looked up and flipped me off.
That awkward moment when someone bumps into you while you're sneaking. Hehe whoopsie...
That awkward moment during a Stormcloak/Imperial battle that you realize you are killing the guys on your side. Oops!
At least when they come back down they die right away. Easy ~100 septims right there from the body.
Is that true!?That awkward moment when you pickpocket a Briarheart off a sleeping Forsworn, and have to watch as he slowly wakes up...only to keel over instantly.
Is that true!?
Did I mention that the mammoth never came back? (Must be aliens in game abducting earth creatures or it was an easter egg and I met Dumbos grandfather)