Noster eagle Eye in Solitude when you first visit and the execution is taking place, if you wait till just after he has his head cut off, turn to Noster (the beggar) and activate him, he says the following, ''A man opens a gate and they cut his head off , doesnt seem right to me'' , , cracks me up everytime, i even save beforehand so i can listen a few times, still makes me laugh.
Another was with the bandits at the lookout near Riverwood, just downed the first bandit when the frightened woman in rags runs up to me, but instead of talking, picks up the dead bandits warhammer and proceeds to one shot the bandit comming at me, then runs up the stairs and one shots the bandit outlaw, , runs back down and starts the dialogue, , i mean WTF she so frightened about with skill like that,
This has happened to me twice now, once with bandits and a dragon at the same time, i just stood there shouting, ''you go girl'' as she one shots the bandits and does the dragon in two when it landed, ,,
And only today i think i have just met the most sneakiest dragon in the game, walking towards Falkreath, no sound, no wolves, no shadow or even change in music just an almighty thump as this dragon lands right behind me and pow, proceeds to drain my health with flames from nowhere, frightened the f***f out of me.
And my favourite of all i witnessed was in Riverwood, had been playing the game for a while when i was just searching through the barrels looking for ingredients to make vegetable soup, the beggar walked past me as i was searching and proceeded with this gem, he shouted .. .. ''Get a job'' . . i was speechless, then just cried with laughter for ages, my ribs hurt,