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Story that never ends..

Discussion in 'General Skyrim Discussion' started by Ricky, Dec 13, 2011.

  1. Neveraine BRINGER OF DEATH

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    This caused my bounty in Whiterun to go up so high that I was no longer able to talk with the Jarl to continue the main quest line.
  2. PatmanIsAwesome716 Member

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    My highest bouty was 1,000 and some change in Riften lol.
  3. Jay-1410 Member

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    So I helped the deadric instead...
  4. Ilya Article Writer

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    By telling boethiah to go fluff herself while doing the running man with a sacraficial dagger....


    (o_O thats what you think...muahaha! :cowboy:)
  5. Shew Account closed (at sincere request).

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    The return of Bunny tosser 3000 singing a song of his people and it goes .... "Everyday I'm shuffling shuffling..."
  6. The Twitchy Cat Batman is shocked at your comment.

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    But that stuff was ahead of their time so they tossed him out...
  7. Ilya Article Writer

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    ^for thinking he's batman...o_O
  8. Flashdynamite New Member

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    tis mikael the bard, frolicking with a tavern wench..
  9. Rekamennos Account closed

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    the tavern wench eats a toad, and magically gains herpes, but fights them off with magical cures of nothingness, to which mikael the bard takes the tavern wench to the city and has her healed by one of the nine (yes I worship talos biotches) divine cure her of all diseases, and then they both randomly come across...
  10. Yukari Yakumo The Countless Violet Clouds

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    Lurbuk the Ork Minstrel
    They then promptly perform the Black Sacrament.

    Later: Astrid does the lottery and pulls their ticket!
  11. Kaine777999 New Member

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    Due to the pure insanity of the situation Sithis himself appears, screaming obscenities and throwing empty bottles of wine at everyone involved.
  12. King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    he gets a 3.5 gold bounty by doing so, when
  13. The Twitchy Cat Batman is shocked at your comment.

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    A guard feels something is wrong and comes running all the way from Whiterun, hoping to collect a bounty of 3.5 gold he somehow immediately knew about...
  14. Sara Mackken Member

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    A drunk bard stood up and started singing.
    "Everywhere I gooo, dragons always know. "
    P.s. the bard was the dragonborn
    P.p.s. sithis is a fox in a costume
  15. DarK StaR Member

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    Then he challanged you to a fist fight for 100 gold and punches a guard and suddenly all of skyrim is after him for his 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 bounty
  16. Kichiro The Wandering Assassin

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    He then goes to the jail along with you in Riften and you and the bard discover power leveling pickpocketing! :D
  17. carz101 The Steve Of Skyrim!

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    And then the Jarl of Winterhold rides in on his horse and attacks the Jarl of Riften, starting a war between the holds.
  18. DarK StaR Member

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    then you become a nightangle of stealth and sneak away
  19. ~Lady Dovakiin Hopelessly addicted to Skyrim... <3

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    And you mount a purple mammoth that proceeds to fly you to the throat of the world...
  20. King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    but glitches and falls down while

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