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Story that never ends..

Discussion in 'General Skyrim Discussion' started by Ricky, Dec 14, 2011.

  1. TheDovakhiin Member

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    and j'zargo died and then aludin and dragonborn decided to get married and mate but...
  2. Stereofanic Hero of the defenceless, Champion of mankind

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    Paarturnax and Odahviing came and attacked Alduin, this led to...
  3. TheDovakhiin Member

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    a break up in sovngarde,then aludin decided to go...
  4. carz101 The Steve Of Skyrim!

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    When a random gaurd walked up and stabbed Alduin in the eye and gave him rockjoint...
  5. Epic Nord By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!

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    when actually, doctors found out a vampire had used soul absorb and Alduin had Rockjoint AND Sanguinare Vampiris
  6. carz101 The Steve Of Skyrim!

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    and then the Dragonborn arrived and used Dragonrend on Alduin, and Alduin suddenly switched places with a Blood dragon with a new shout...
  7. Hermaeus_Mora Meh.

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    Which was the 'cure opstipation' shout, so...
  8. carz101 The Steve Of Skyrim!

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    And then Alduin exploded because he used Fire Breath with his mouth closed!...

    (Keep this thread alive folks)
  9. Epic Nord By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!

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    and then everyone went back to a normal life, and gave the Dragonborn no sh**!
  10. carz101 The Steve Of Skyrim!

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    and then the Alik'r attacked rand people in Whiterun, and Paarthunax attacked the Alik'r
  11. Epic Nord By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!

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    and then the Dragonborn attacked Parthurnax, and the Greybeards attacked the Dragonborn, and the Blades attacked the Greybeards, and the Thalmor attacked the Blades, and the Empire attacked the Thalmor, and the Stormcloaks attacked the Empire
  12. Hermaeus_Mora Meh.

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    And then everybody died except for the garbage man and Nazeems wife...
  13. carz101 The Steve Of Skyrim!

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    and then some random farmer guy read an Elder scroll, burned his eyes out, and set back time 13 years, before this story began...
  14. Epic Nord By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!

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    And it happened to set back as soon as (Spoiler) Harkon blotted the sun
  15. carz101 The Steve Of Skyrim!

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    And then everyone realized both Alduin and The Dragonborn where fakes and killed them both, and life went back to normal...
  16. NewZodiac Member

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    ... but it was all short lived. With Alduin and the Dragonborn both killed before their story could even begin, time was shattered. The sky erupted as night and day seemed to collapse upon each other, creating a neverending moment of Twilight across the face of Tamriel.

    Akatosh wailed and seethed in the Heavens as the largest Dragon Break ever to exist enveloped the world. Time was at a stand still, and it was all the God of Time could do to save reality itself from collapsing due to this world ending Paradox. Akatosh used what strength he could muster to grant the gift of the Dragonblood to one last mortal on Tamriel, aswell as gift them with the ability to use the Elder Scrolls to harness the power of the Dragon Break, in order to go back in time and stop this Paradox from ever happening.

    But of course, with all quests, and all characters, there is always more than one choice...
  17. Space Hamster Im a bow loving Nord Rouge as of now.

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    Then the Dragonborn wakes up and says,
    "Holy s**t I'm never doing void salts again."
  18. carz101 The Steve Of Skyrim!

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    And then Skyrim exploded and the speck its world had rested on was sucked up into a vacuum...
  19. KhajitThiefArcher New Member

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    But Cicero still lives.
  20. Valyn Member

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    And he's floating in space dancing

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