Skyrim pick-up lines!

[skindog]

So today I was texting my boyfriend and we started talking about how I always buy him nice things (I bought him Skyrim before we were even dating for no reason, how awesome am I??") and somehow got to sending a bunch of skyrim pick up lines, not ones we found on the internet, ones we just made up.

So I figured I would share a few here, and while we're at it, why doesn't everyone have a go at posting their favourite Skyrim pick up lines?

Are you wearing an Amulet of Talos? Because baby, you're reducing my time between shouts by 20%!

I don't wear no daedric armour, because the only heart I want is yours.

I'm your companion, I'll hold your junk whenever you want

 

[Ironclad]

I would get down on one knee but.. well you know the story.

 

[Sps Drake]

Are you a troll? Because I really wanna light you on fire and cut you to bits. Wait, that came out wrong.

 

[Ironclad]

Would you hold my dragon bone..?

 

[Sps Drake]

Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart

 

[Neriad13]

This is glorious. I just can't think of anything to top the previous posts.

 

[3v3r]

Are you dragon born? Because you have captured my soul.

 

[Seth]

Picturing people actually saying these lines is quite hilarious.

 

[vincent]

Just moved to Whiterun. It will be a breeze getting you into my home.

You must be a Jarl cause I'll do anything to be your thane.

Hey! You are one of the new companions. I know because you are making me howl.

I feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.

 

[Dentred]

Are you out of stamina? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Is that an amulet of Mara you're wearing?

You must be a master of alteration, because you got me paralyzed.

You must be a master swordsman, because damn, you're striking.

 

[Sps Drake]

Are you out of stamina? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

Is that an amulet of Mara you're wearing?

You must be a master of alteration, because you got me paralyzed.

You must be a master swordsman, because damn, you're striking.

You must be a master of illusion, because all I see is you.

 

[ShenziSixaxis]

Oh my god... this thread is win.

 

[Sps Drake]

I said hello to you, and you shot arrows at me! The first hit my heart. The other hit my knee.

 

[Teritus]

You're like a thief; I can't take my eyes off you.

 

[Renegader]

Want to see my unrelenting force?

 

[Sps Drake]

Want to see my unrelenting force?

Fus Ro Dah

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

Hey baby I ain't got no loincloth under this armor...

 

[vincent]

Location Discovered: PooSee

 

[Evina]

Baby you must be made of Skooma, 'cuz I just got addicted to you.

 

[Guerito]

Do you get to the cloud district very often?