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Spoiler An Elegant Solution

Discussion in 'General Skyrim Discussion' started by Bad-People, Jun 3, 2012.

  1. Bad-People Supreme Overlord of the Barbarian Tribe of Hothor

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    One of my favorite things about the Elder Scrolls series is the ability to be creative about things, especially when it comes to the Dark Brotherhood. When I was contracted to kill Vittoria Vici I wanted to remain stealthy, but the old bowshot from a distance has kind of lost its thrill, and crushing her with a statue… well let’s just say I’ve done something similar with a minotaur head in the past.

    That’s when my sadistic side spoke to me and offered an elegant solution, a poisoner perk + a strong home-made frenzy poison = fun mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Oh, the beauty of a bride going mad on her wedding day and forcing her brand-new husband to kill her for me. It was a very satisfying ’Damn I’m Good’ moment. I got no bounty, but people still got hostile toward me afterward, luckily by the time she was actually killed and security caught on I had already snuck halfway across Solitude.

    Who else has had a moment of similar genius?
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  2. Mr1cammando Skyriming Minecrafter

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    Well, in my days a ghostbuster, I discovered what happened when you crossed the...

    Oh wait... Skyrim? Oh.

    Nothing really, but I once dragged a bandit corpse into the center of a large, dark and open central room, where other bandits tend to patrol. Each time one would stop, he'd be all "I'll find whoever did this..", then I stabbed them. Rinse and repeat.
  3. Bad-People Supreme Overlord of the Barbarian Tribe of Hothor

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    Yeah, I used to use that tactic on Metal Gear Solid. “Huh, what’s wrong? BLAM! Huh, what’s wrong? BLAM! Huh, what’s wrong? BLAM!”
     
  4. MushroomGenius Jarl of Fungi, Great Khal of the Mushraki

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    I tried to Fury the Cow in Whiterun so that it would kill Heimskr.



    Didn't work. :confused:
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