The Misadventures of Tristan

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Lady Imp

Rabid Wolverine
NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T DO THAT TO ME!!!!!!! :sadface:
 

Uther Pundragon

The Harbinger of Awesome
Staff member
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"Did you hear the news, Tristan? Uther is no longer a mod."
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"Whaaaaat?"
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"Yeah, I heard he is losing interest in the forums."
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"Whaaaaat?"
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"And Lady Imp is mad at him for maybe not making this thread anymore."
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"Whaaaaat?"
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"Also they also say-"
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"Whaaaaat?"
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"Tris-"
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"Whaaaaat?"
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"Bastard..."
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Uther Pundragon

The Harbinger of Awesome
Staff member
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"To all my lovely female viewers, I thought I would allow you to feast your eyes on what you are missing. Behold, me in all my naked glory!"
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"Yeah, that isn't happening."
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"Aw man."
 

Start Dale

I got 99 problems but a Deadra ain't one.
Keep making! They funny!!

Or


Hey the accents almost match :D Though seriously more Tristan!
 

Uther Pundragon

The Harbinger of Awesome
Staff member
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Just a quickie. Not a regular comic strip, just a couple of images to show how Tristan can make simple fruit seem perverted.
 

Lady Imp

Rabid Wolverine
...Tristan can make a skeever smooshed under the feet of an Imperial Legion cavalry unit sexual.

Sent when I should probably be working instead...
 

Uther Pundragon

The Harbinger of Awesome
Staff member
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"Hey, I need to ask you something."
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"Do I have a choice? What is the question?"
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"Well, I went on a date with this fine Khajiit last night."
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"Let me guess, you want to know if you have claw marks on your back or something."
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"Not exactly."
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"Then what?"
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"Do I have any fur in my teeth?"
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"Divines kill me now."
Tristan finally making a reappearance. For those of you who may have secretly wished for his return, I hope this was not a let down!​
 

Uther Pundragon

The Harbinger of Awesome
Staff member
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"*whistles*"
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"Why are you in such a good mood?"
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"Oh no reason. Just that this lass I saw last night bragged about how I was the biggest she has ever seen."
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"That's funny."
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"Why is that funny...?"
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"Oh no reason. It's just that I don't remember you being a master of illusion."
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Lady Imp

Rabid Wolverine
Ehehehe, he does know how to phrase things.

And for the first time ever, after all these comics, I wonder...what the crap happened to Tristan's other glove?

Haha, I just pretend it's his magic casting hand. You know, not to set fire to his glove or anything. :p



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Roy Mustang says that's the lamest excuse he's ever heard. Poser. <3
 

Uther Pundragon

The Harbinger of Awesome
Staff member
Tristan is happy that his return is greeted by such joy. Now he asks you all for your phone numbers. Never mind the fact that phones do not exist in Tamriel.

Dude....what IS that chick's name?

She actually doesn't have a name. I thought about giving her one but figured keeping her a bit of a mystery would be fun. Plus I'm lazy.
 

A.Auditore

maybe...
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