The Lusty Riekling

[Epic Keith]

Ok so I'm really confused about this thing. The books and linen wrap add up but what about the Telekinesis Spell?

 

[Torok]

What?

 

[Lucid]

With a title like this, I couldn't not check out this thread. But it has left me feeling like I missed the punchline. I hate that feeling.

 

[Writes-Many-Posts]

Dovah Sherlock on the case! You left your riekling home alone, and since you are the arch-mage, you always have countless tomes at your desk. You left with such haste that you failed to notice a female riekling breaking in your house, and when you came back (months later), your riekling would have started a family, and to provide food for everyone, he started clearing dungeons and selling treasures he came across, being books and linen wrap the most common ones. Even though he might have used all your tomes, the one that was most damaged when you returned was the telekinesis one. Case closed! This math was hard and I demand 10000 septims.

 

[Epic Keith]

The Riekling camp in Bengongerike which has tons of copies of the Lusty Riekling volumes 1 and 2 along with linen wrap. Yes, fapping. But the Telekenisis spell doesn't fit in.

 

[Writes-Many-Posts]

Maybe if they do it with telekinesis they don't feel so ashamed?

 

[thomasblaine]

...I need to play Dragonborn. Right now.

 

[imaginepageant]

The Riekling camp in Bengongerike which has tons of copies of the Lusty Riekling volumes 1 and 2 along with linen wrap.

I think you mean The Lusty Argonian Maid.

I laughed SOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAARD when I found that stash. I love all the little crazy things you can find in this game!

 

[Epic Keith]

The Riekling camp in Bengongerike which has tons of copies of the Lusty Riekling volumes 1 and 2 along with linen wrap.

I think you mean The Lusty Argonian Maid.

I laughed SOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAARD when I found that stash. I love all the little crazy things you can find in this game!

The sexual innuendos are the best.

 

[imaginepageant]

The sexual innuendos are the best.

Yes. There's a shack in the Rift that was crushed by a tree, killing the man inside, who lays dead surrounded by his copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid and a statue of Dibella. One of my favorites.

 

[Rimfaxe96]

That thread title is like a magnet.

 

[Adam Warlock]

What are the poor little fellows supposed to do but read porn ?
They`ve got no females of their own as far as I can see.

As it is , the presence of the friendly Bristlebacks at Thirsk Mead Hall and other lairs is starting to give me the creeps

 

[Epic Keith]

The sexual innuendos are the best.

Yes. There's a shack in the Rift that was crushed by a tree, killing the man inside, who lays dead surrounded by his copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid and a statue of Dibella. One of my favorites.

Now I HAVE to find it!

What about the Theives Guild one?

"I'll cut off your most valuable asset!"

XD

And there's another in the Rift related to a Trout! God the people of the Rift sure are horny!