Part XXI - Trick or Treat
The road back to Haemar's Shame was not filled with nearly as much adventure as the road away. There was, however, a pair of Vampires that had killed and dressed as Vigilants on the road not long past Rorikstead that gave Irvine a feeling of dread.
"Are they with the one's from Haemar's Shame?" Irvine asked of Barbas as he dug through the stolen pockets of the Vampire Vigilants. Barbas gave the other body a glance and quick examination before shaking his head.
"No, I don't think so," he said, nudging the vampire's head to get a better angle.
"I think these two were just operating on their own. Ingenious, really."
"I don't think they deserve praise for this." Irvine dropped the first vampire's body back to the ground and continued down the road.
"They're wicked creatures."
"Vampires are people too, ya know." Barbas picked up speed, trotting along at Irvine's said.
"It's a disease like any other that kills them from the inside out. They're not like trolls."
"I can hardly tell the difference." The duo continued to trip in silence, both between each other and between the world. There was another vampire that was fleeing from the direction of Helgen a few hours after the sun had risen, but Irvine took her down long before she became any sort of threat. Irvine began wondering if that Orc back in Falkreath had been right - on top of the civil war and dragons, was there really some sort of Vampire epidemic in Skyrim? Once more, Irvine opted to go around Helgen, always better to be safe than sorry (or dead), and when they finally approach Haemar's Shame, Irvine scrambled up the cliffside to the small cove that led directly back to Clavicus' shrine. He helped Barbas up and two ate a quick meal before heading within.
"Ah, you've returned!" The voice of Vile rang out throughout the shrine.
"And you've brought the axe! And my dog! Splendid!"
"I've done as you asked, Clavicus," Irvine said, holding out the axe.
"We had a deal, and I expect you to honor it."
"Yes, yes, of course!" Clavicus let out a small laugh at Irvine's renewed confidence.
"A hero and his companion retrieving an ancient artifact for the prince! It's almost... storybook! But it would be a shame to give away a perfectly good axe as that, wouldn't it? Tell you what - you can keep the axe, but only if you use it to kill Barbas!"
"WHAT!?" The dog yelled, suddenly taking a few steps back.
"Clavicus, why you....!"
"Quiet, pup! Let our young hero decide your fate!" Irvine wasted no time in choosing, tossing the axe at the feet of the shrine, much to the relief of Barbas.
"I shall not be your maniacal tool, Vile! I came for my wish - not to be a pawn in your game!" The axe clattered to the floor, knocking over the offerings left by the vampires.
"Take your axe, and take Barbas!"
"Hmph, spoil my fun," Vile said, his voice sounding like that of a disappointed child.
"Have it your way. On the bright side, with the mutt back, I'll finally be restored to full power and there's a whole world waiting just for me!"
"I knew I could trust you," Barbas said, nudging his head against Irvine's hand who gave him a small pat.
"Yeah yeah, it's all very nice. Dog gets master, master gets cosmic axe, everyone's happy. Just get over here, mutt." Irvine looked at Barbas who looked back between Irvine and the statue.
"Don't worry, I'll make sure I keep my end." With that, there was a flash of light around the axe and Barbas and two vanished. Another light flashed from the side of the statue, and then a large, stone Barbas was there.
"Ah, that feels so much better!" Vile yelled out, his voice continuing to ring throughout the cave.
"You forget just how nice supreme power feels until you've been stuck in a cave for a few years!"
"And what of our deal, Clavicus?" Irvine was growing impatient. Had he simply been used once more? Made into the tool of those with more power than his own?
"Ah, yes... our deal. Your wish. Let's have it then!" Irvine thought for only a moment before he made his request.
"This Dragonborn business... people thinking I'm their hero... I don't want to be anyone's hero. I just want to have my life. Can you do that, Clavicus?"
"Can I do that? Ha!" His laughter echoed through the cave in the most uncomfortable way.
"It's already been done, friend!" The laughter continued and Irvine, confused, began looking around as if an explanation could be found somewhere in the cave. Oddly enough, it could, but not to him.
"Already done?" Irvine asked, shouting to be heard over Vile's laughter.
"Explain yourself!" As if on cue, Irvine suddenly began another coughing fit, blood once more sputtering out, the pain forcing Irvine to his knees and the spectacle causing Clavicus Vile to laugh only louder.
"Oh, not feeling well, are we?" he asked, barely audible through his giggling.
"Almost as if you're insides are dying, isn't it?" Suddenly, it all became clear - where this sickness had come from, how it had come so suddenly, and what Vile had planned.
"Oh yes, yes yes yes yes yes!" Vile's laughter continued, gleeful beyond the capacity of normal men.
"What have you done to me, Vile!?" Irvine shouted, another coughing fit causing him to unload a large amount of blood into the snow at his side, a display that only added fuel to Vile's fire.
"What have I done?" he asked, his laughter subsiding.
"I have done nothing but grant your wish!" Irvine rose to his feet and began to clumsily climb the stairs. He needed to leave this place, to escape Vile, to get back into the fresh air.
"I asked you to do as I say and there'd be no tricks, but you couldn't kill Barbas! So surprise, friend!" Irvine made it to the top of the steps and fell to his hands and knees, his insides churning within.
"You don't want to be a hero any longer, fine! See how many people seek your aid now! Seek how many people call you their savior!" Irvine rose once more, half running and half falling towards the exit.
"See how many people like you as a vampire, Irvine Delaroso!"