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Spoiler The Divine Trials of Badas*ery

Discussion in 'General Skyrim Discussion' started by The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass, Feb 20, 2014.

  1. The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass

    The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass Sahrot Vahlok Spaan. Bahnahgaar. Minion #88!
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    Well, it is unless you have stupid levels of hp. It will auto one shot you
     
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    I am doing such challenge. It certainly is tough. I created an entirely new character for it and everything.

    Just wanted to make sure people know I'm updating my status on my challenge request post.
     
  3. raido KASAI

    raido KASAI Ansei Master Badass

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    An overwhelmingly superior archer might have a shot because they could attack from distance
     
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    raido KASAI Ansei Master Badass

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    Awesome. That's a good way to do it.
     
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  5. The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass

    The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass Sahrot Vahlok Spaan. Bahnahgaar. Minion #88!
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    I would use one post, but my pictures don't work unless I do them one at a time.
     
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    raido KASAI Ansei Master Badass

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    Can't expect it to work more smoothly than the game can you?

    :D



    How about this for a jacket and ring combo?

    Obviously it's the Radiant Raiments (or Fine Clothes version) Green Jacket w/ Bear Hide and a gold ring set with an emerald to match the jacket. I just threw 2 random enchantments on them but people could pick what to enchant them with. There has to be something on it to be able to name it.
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    Raido modelling both along with his now enchanted Wood Stick of Dragon Whacking. There's something amusing about a legendary wooden sword that does fire damage.
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  7. The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass

    The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass Sahrot Vahlok Spaan. Bahnahgaar. Minion #88!
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    My journey so far:
    Outside of Whiterun, I was attacked by two Novice Necromancer morons.
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    After sneaking by a sabre cat, I found this for Dradin.
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    Then me and an Imperial Patrol took on a troll.
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    Me pwning the troll by myself.
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    This hardas* chased me almost all the way back down High Hrothgar!
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    Pwned another troll.
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    Made it. Got the full Fus Ro Dah shout (this is my second time up) and climbed back down the hard way.
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    On my way to the College, which I was told about by Farengar, I encounter these two. I decide to escort them to Whiterun and buy them a drink.
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    This is another hardas* that gave me a run for my money.
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    My duel with the old orc. He almost had me, but he overshot me with a charging power attack.
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    Now, I tried to take a short cut to Winterhold and got chased by about four Snow Bears... No way am I even gonna try and fight that! Eventually, I made it to the College. After I passed the test (of course).
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    Now, I am in training for Master Level spells. PLACE YOUR BETS! WHO WILL WIN?!
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  8. The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass

    The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass Sahrot Vahlok Spaan. Bahnahgaar. Minion #88!
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    I iz sorry for the slow down!
     
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    raido KASAI Ansei Master Badass

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    I'm working on my video of taking out the pair of dragons.

    I leaving the game sound in this one. The sound it makes when I whack the dragon sounds like I'm hitting him with a paper towel roll.
     
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    raido KASAI Ansei Master Badass

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    For some really strange reason, Haelga keeps asking to borrow my wooden stick of whacking.

    Rather bizarre, I never took her for a dragon hunter?!? o_O
     
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    If I was drinking something then, it would be splattered across my screen. That was hysterical!
     
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    I made two updates to my challenge post. I don't plan on playing anymore tonight, so have fun and read up...
     
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    raido KASAI Ansei Master Badass

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    Here's the dual dragon video. The second dragon was a bit glitchy and decided to roam around underground for a bit in the middle of it, so I edited that out for the most part. Same parameters as my single dragon trial.



    I can't help but laugh every time I hear the wooden sword sound. As a weapon, it's just so clumsy, so slow, so short, so perfect.
     
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  14. The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass

    The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass Sahrot Vahlok Spaan. Bahnahgaar. Minion #88!
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    I lost track of time last night and stayed up until nearly five in the morning playing Skyrim. Here is my tale.

    A little known fact about the unbound Dremora is that you can pick up his weapon before he disappears! I also pwned him in the first duel. The second dual was a lot harder, but I missed his weapon so I reloaded and kicked his arse.
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    This stupid Vampire attacked Dawnstar while I was trying to circle all the merchants in the game looking for fortify conjuration gear! He got what he deserved. No citizen casualties.
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    Reloaded and killed him again because he made me angry.
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    This Old Orc is a boss! I might use him for the challenge. Here he puts a Boethia Cultist to shame.
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    Stupid vampires.
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    This guy is a badas*!
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    Stupid troll.
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    I am on a quest to retrieve the Elder Scroll! That khajiit put up an awesome fight!
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    The Old Orc pwns the Falmer too.
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    He cleared this whole room. By himself.
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    He completely slayed this Centurion on his own.
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    Let Umana and that guy fight it out. Umana lost for once out of thousands of hours of gameplay! Their duel lasted a good thirty minutes!
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    The Old Orc avenged Umana.
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    This Falmer suddenly started helping the Old Orc! But suddenly tried to stab him in the back. The Old Orc killed them both.
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    Slayed another Centurion!
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    Quest complete. And I didn't have to lift a finger. Maybe the Old Orc is dovahkiin? Only retired?
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    Someone help me give this guy a name other than "Old Orc"?
     

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    The Old Orc's name should be Bob-Bob-Shabob.
     
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    raido KASAI Ansei Master Badass

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    I like how the story is coming along.

    As far as Orc names, they are typically one of the tougher for me to find a real fitting one as unlike some of the other different language-based names, I can't find Orcish word and name meanings anywhere.

    Thus I typically just merge names from this orc names of lore list at UESP.

    That was where I got my Orc character name Khagra gro-Magrish
     
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  17. The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass

    The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass Sahrot Vahlok Spaan. Bahnahgaar. Minion #88!
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    PLACE YOUR BETS! WHO WILL WIN?!
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    The Honorable Gidian Diva of Sass Sahrot Vahlok Spaan. Bahnahgaar. Minion #88!
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    SERIOUSLY! Bet! Winner gets rep!
     
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    I will put my bet on Bob-Bob-Shabob, or the Old Orc.
     
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    Also, I updated Timdall the Mediocre's current status. I will show y'all a picture of his most recent endeavors.

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