Spoiler The Divine Trials of Badas*ery

Well, it is unless you have stupid levels of hp. It will auto one shot you

 

I would use one post, but my pictures don't work unless I do them one at a time.

 

My journey so far:
Outside of Whiterun, I was attacked by two Novice Necromancer morons.

After sneaking by a sabre cat, I found this for Dradin.

Then me and an Imperial Patrol took on a troll.

Me pwning the troll by myself.

This hardas* chased me almost all the way back down High Hrothgar!

Pwned another troll.

Made it. Got the full Fus Ro Dah shout (this is my second time up) and climbed back down the hard way.

On my way to the College, which I was told about by Farengar, I encounter these two. I decide to escort them to Whiterun and buy them a drink.

This is another hardas* that gave me a run for my money.

My duel with the old orc. He almost had me, but he overshot me with a charging power attack.

Now, I tried to take a short cut to Winterhold and got chased by about four Snow Bears... No way am I even gonna try and fight that! Eventually, I made it to the College. After I passed the test (of course).

Now, I am in training for Master Level spells. PLACE YOUR BETS! WHO WILL WIN?!

 

I iz sorry for the slow down!

 

I lost track of time last night and stayed up until nearly five in the morning playing Skyrim. Here is my tale.

A little known fact about the unbound Dremora is that you can pick up his weapon before he disappears! I also pwned him in the first duel. The second dual was a lot harder, but I missed his weapon so I reloaded and kicked his arse.

This stupid Vampire attacked Dawnstar while I was trying to circle all the merchants in the game looking for fortify conjuration gear! He got what he deserved. No citizen casualties.

Reloaded and killed him again because he made me angry.

This Old Orc is a boss! I might use him for the challenge. Here he puts a Boethia Cultist to shame.

Stupid vampires.

This guy is a badas*!

Stupid troll.

I am on a quest to retrieve the Elder Scroll! That khajiit put up an awesome fight!

The Old Orc pwns the Falmer too.

He cleared this whole room. By himself.

He completely slayed this Centurion on his own.

Let Umana and that guy fight it out. Umana lost for once out of thousands of hours of gameplay! Their duel lasted a good thirty minutes!

The Old Orc avenged Umana.

This Falmer suddenly started helping the Old Orc! But suddenly tried to stab him in the back. The Old Orc killed them both.

Slayed another Centurion!

Quest complete. And I didn't have to lift a finger. Maybe the Old Orc is dovahkiin? Only retired?


Someone help me give this guy a name other than "Old Orc"?

 

PLACE YOUR BETS! WHO WILL WIN?!

 

SERIOUSLY! Bet! Winner gets rep!