Neriad13
Premium Member
*Spoilers ahoy!*
...Caius, your favorite character in the entire game, tearfully tells you that he's leaving for Cyrodiil and that the Blades and the house, are yours now. In an attempt to clean up the filthy pigsty that is Caius' home, you immediately pick up a bottle on the floor. Furious and possibly in the midst of a bad high, Caius lashes out at you for doing so. Laughing and crying, you're forced to kill him moments before he can even leave the game forever. It really was the only way he could go out.
...you step into Mistress Therana's tower, see kwama eggs climbing the walls and suddenly become very afraid.
...you finally manage to open the high-level lock on the chest in Caius' home, only to discover that it's full of moonsugar.
...your fellow Imperial-sanctioned Blades agent hands you a fistful of illegal moonsugar to sell for cash and gives you a tip on where to sell it.
...the very first ghost you ever kill turns into a mound of ectoplasm that looks exactly like a turd at the moment of its destruction, thus destroying all fear you ever had for their ilk.
...you're being hit upon by a bisexual (at least in this playthrough) goddess and are terrified to tell her that Nerevar is an entirely straight female this time around.
...you accidentally cut your beloved pet scrib clean in half.
...you run naked through a town square and every male Breton you pass calls "Oh, my...what a joyful display!" after you.
...you hear a guard belch in the royal palace of Mournhold.
...you run screaming in terror (repeatedly) from a wood elf who's a head shorter than you.
...your Fighters' Guild buddies don't protect you from a Dark Brotherhood assassin.
...an angry, charging smuggler gets stuck on a flight of stairs.
...you find a Sixth House base before you even start the Main Quest.
...you see a dreugh for the very first time when you're expecting a slaughterfish.
...Caius, your favorite character in the entire game, tearfully tells you that he's leaving for Cyrodiil and that the Blades and the house, are yours now. In an attempt to clean up the filthy pigsty that is Caius' home, you immediately pick up a bottle on the floor. Furious and possibly in the midst of a bad high, Caius lashes out at you for doing so. Laughing and crying, you're forced to kill him moments before he can even leave the game forever. It really was the only way he could go out.
...you step into Mistress Therana's tower, see kwama eggs climbing the walls and suddenly become very afraid.
...you finally manage to open the high-level lock on the chest in Caius' home, only to discover that it's full of moonsugar.
...your fellow Imperial-sanctioned Blades agent hands you a fistful of illegal moonsugar to sell for cash and gives you a tip on where to sell it.
...the very first ghost you ever kill turns into a mound of ectoplasm that looks exactly like a turd at the moment of its destruction, thus destroying all fear you ever had for their ilk.
...you're being hit upon by a bisexual (at least in this playthrough) goddess and are terrified to tell her that Nerevar is an entirely straight female this time around.
...you accidentally cut your beloved pet scrib clean in half.
...you run naked through a town square and every male Breton you pass calls "Oh, my...what a joyful display!" after you.
...you hear a guard belch in the royal palace of Mournhold.
...you run screaming in terror (repeatedly) from a wood elf who's a head shorter than you.
...your Fighters' Guild buddies don't protect you from a Dark Brotherhood assassin.
...an angry, charging smuggler gets stuck on a flight of stairs.
...you find a Sixth House base before you even start the Main Quest.
...you see a dreugh for the very first time when you're expecting a slaughterfish.
