Story that never ends..

[shelder]

Lydia comes out of no where screaming that she loves you and no one will harm you, but half way through her charging in she.......

 

[Shew]

trips spilling water on them both the storm shorts out and the flame sputters ending the encounter anticlimatically... But now you have Lydia's profestation of love to deal with....

 

[shelder]

You quickly run the hell out of the cave hope that Lydia wont follow you. You run from town (hold) to town, but right when you get to the town, she is there waiting for you, planning out yours and hers "wedding". You think of a plan........then suddenly click you found out what to do which is......

 

[fleeon]

lead her into an elaborate trap that was agreed upon by you and Alduin where an arrow...

 

[Shew]

would be shot through a keyhole into a picture of her for 2 months straight till she gets so upset she decides to sit in front of the door and takes a arrow in the back, but not before....

 

[shelder]

she drags u to the temple of Mara to get married and have "special" time with you (you know what im talking about lol )

 

[fleeon]

And by special time, we really mean...

omg I completely set up the next reply.Damn it.

 

[Poliisikoira]

well sex obviously!

 

[fleeon]

well sex obviously!

And by sex, we mean the making of sandwiches, as well as...

 

[Poliisikoira]

And by sex, we mean the making of sandwiches, as well as...

Having sex

 

[Teritus]

You manage to dodge them, and then you shoot an arrow into each of their heads.

 

[shelder]

but with ur terrible aim, u miss their heads and hit them in the knee, forcing them to become guards

 

[Agincourt]

And wander round Whiterun asking random people to brew them beer and remarking on there weapon choice and honeyed tongue! until the day.........................a........

 

[Fate]

Dark Brotherhood assasin shows up, weilding a mighty enchanted pick axe of death, he stares at you with dispair and says...

 

[Agincourt]

"Woah an Arrow to the knee!!! my apoligies dear fellow i seem to have picked the wrong guy!" he runs off..............then............................

 

[Fate]

Maven Black-Briar shows up with a Potion of amnesia and asks you..

 

[fleeon]

to take an arrow...

 

[ActOfGod]

And put it...

 

[fleeon]

in...

 

[Shew]

a skeevers eye.... taking the potion you miraculously reboot your adventure and we start over at page one.
turn to page 3 if you choose to not drink the whole potion
and to page 6 if you only sip it