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Story that never ends..

Discussion in 'General Skyrim Discussion' started by Ricky, Dec 13, 2011.

  1. tesrocks42

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    Then jimi page Bruce lee Ron swanson and john cleese slid down the rainbow vanquishing the poop. And there was much rejoicing
     
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    And free beer was handed out by the lord GabeN, who promised plentiful sales and savings for everyone.
     
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    The Lord Gaben used the money from the sales to finally push out Half Life 3
     
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    Harkin Necromatic Mastermind

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    To the delight of the pensioners of Skyrim who became the new worry for city Jarls, burning houses, snatching purses, biting legs, streaking... Doing anything to get their hands on the new half life, Belethors general goods became Belethors Gaming Goods, to adapt to the new gaming craze....Streets became hazardous to children, afraid that the pensioners would take over the cities the Jarl called in reinforcements from...
     
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    The great roaming tribes of fire shooting bunnies where bunny tosser 3000 came from. The bunnies helped the Jarls by....
     
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    ...using needles to inject dragonblood into torchbugs and blue butterflies. The Dovahkin insects grew in numbers and created the 1st Infantry Bunny Brigade.
     
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    Together the Jarls and bunny army to on the pensioners and...
     
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    Harkin Necromatic Mastermind

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    Managed to drive out the majority of the crazy lunatics in an intense heated battle, the large overgrown infused butterflies swarmed the air snatching pensioners left and right dropping them into nearby lakes, whilst the torchbugs blinded any elder that got within eyeshot.

    Captured pensioners were killed in public by burning bunny bomb barrages.

    Undeterred, surviving stragglers retreated with new specimen intel into nearby caves and began Human-Insect mutation experiments.

    The pensioners had succeeded and evolved with bunny ears and butterfly wings they hatched a revenge plan, but before they could act it out they...
     
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    ...realized that with their now evolved Blue Butterfly wings also gave them and inherent arcane knowledge in Enchanting. This also gave them an edge in hatching a revenge plan, for they started to enchant...
     
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    Wabbajacks! Wabbajacks they could use to....
     
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    Harkin Necromatic Mastermind

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    Alter chickens to create a batallion of Giant Chicken steeds, and storm the hold walls firing slingshots and arrows into the inner city!

    FUS ROH BWAARK!!!
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    But first they would need to figure out what time to strike....they began scouting and sent a stealth unit to....
     
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    Plant fire shooting bunnies everywhere who at the same time would launch fire everywhere just like that wanted movie. It was so effective the pensioners....
     
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    ..searched for Rock Warbler Eggs and Charred Skeever Tail to celebrate with a massive feast. Once gathered for feasting they all emptied the food from their inventory, amassing a total of 6 million cabbage, 11 million red and green apples, and countless overencumbrant cheese wheels and mammoth snout. With all this food the pensioners had an idea...
     
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    They would create their own global domination, poisoning certain food produce to assassinate their most sworn enemies without anyone knowing the wiser - and then make millions of gold selling the rest of the food to their new aqquired slaves.

    They laughed hysterically around the campfires at the mere thought of branching out and creating the Pensioner Alliance.

    "Let us not lose our focus!" said one brave old coot.

    They still needed to choose a leader for each hold.

    "A Brawling Fight to the death!" Another pensioner screamed, the pensioners formed a circle, the strongest fighters would be the leaders of their newly aqquired cities.

    The mutated pensioners scrapped with one another throughout the night, bunny ears being ripped off, butterfly wings snapped, those that lost these mutated treasures, would never again be able to face the crowds that witnessed their defeat...suicide was the only way to regain their dignity, a broken wing or snapped ear was an insult to the combined Pensioner Alliances public image.

    By Dawn the victors had been decided.......they were to be...
     
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    Victorious somehow. This meant that
     
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    Only the hair off of a chinny-chin-chin would aid them, so they...
     
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    So they find it, but...
     
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    A giant meteor smashed into the inn in a nearby town, forcing them to...

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    Flee into the nearby Jerall mountains and...
     
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