Story that never ends..

[Shew]

you decide that the misty grove is a good place to while away your time, after you pick up a roll of paper a quill and a ink well and record the full unautherized biography of Bunny Tosser 3000...

 

[dale112]

as well as sketch some rather detailed pictures of your penis

 

[Laedarr]

while a maiden looks over your shoulder, and with a chuckle asks, "Is that all it is?"

 

[Fate]

You replied "No this is actually a picture of a sausage link" She turns around while blushing and replies...

 

[Teritus]

Well, show me the size of yours then?

 

[Shew]

There are no sausages in Skyrim! Thats your member, but I have something to show you...

 

[shelder]

You drop your pants to show her, but instead Alduin pops out of ur pants and with suprise you say "........

 

[dale112]

I knew my dick was big... but dragon sized. LIKE A BOSS!

 

[Teritus]

You then decide that you have business elsewhere to attend to.

 

[Shew]

and happly you leave the maiden and her head behind in the last conversation, while continuing your journey to...

 

[Richmipkin]

I peek into the bushes, there was no fighting over cheese but they were...

 

[Shew]

Discussing whether to setup camp in Blackreach, or travel back and forth from MarKarth daily... they like the commute cause it gives them time to think about their day but it is a long ride even by horseback, so....

 

[shelder]

they decide that they would rather go exploring in a random cave. While exploring the cave they discover a GIANT LEGENDARY........

 

[Shew]

Dwemer armored Mudcrab, that simply repeats "Crab people" over and over again til...

 

[Nightshade]

"pop goes the weasel!" which in means, according to dwemer lore of ye olden times,...

 

[shelder]

then the dwemer armored mud crab began to give a "creepy" look, i began to back away but i suddenly bumped into a.........

 

[Shew]

into a Storm astronach and a Flame astronach playing pick up sticks with thigh bones and discussing who's turn it was to make coffee...

 

[shelder]

They stare at you and say "HEY!!! YOU ALMOST RUINED OUR GAME!!! GO GET USE SOME COFFEE AND SWEET ROLLS NOW!!!!!"

 

[Nightshade]

You then slip away to prepare coffee and pull out a potent poison to spike their drinks with. Except you've mislabeled your potions and it just so happens to be a....

 

[Shew]

fortify destruction potion and now they are both bigger and figured you tried to poison them and messed up and decide to teach you how to play by using your thigh bones for their next game. Lucky for you, just as they attack...