Story that never ends..

[fleeon]

Another arrow barely missing...

 

[fleeon]

Another arrow barely missing...

I'm sorry.

 

[Teritus]

My second knee. It was a guard who sought revenge for something which had been done to him earlier. I was faced with only one option, and that was to...

 

[fleeon]

Take the arrow out of my knee..

 

[Teritus]

Walk heavily up to the guard, and say...

 

[Nameless1]

We are brothers now, friend. for i know your pain. and just as he started to smile Bunny Tosser 3000 chomped his big toe off and...

 

[Rui Arrojado]

Baaammmmm, killed the guard with no remorse and said to me " friend help me, im a god dam serial killer that had been abused by my father, i was a frindly little rabbit that only want to meet a partner and have a family, but now i cant control myself, it´s like i have some kind of daedra comanding me !! What should i do ??...

 

[Nameless1]

slay you a deadra and eat your father, I say.

 

[mazdatenza]

Bunny Tosser 3000 replied: "but before we leave, let's go grab a cup of coffee; my treat!"

 

[Ricky]

i then notice that my sweetroll went missing again..so a coffee break sounds great..

 

[NobleSorian]

And the lesson I learned after this was one I will never forget...NEVER GIVE A BUNNY COFFEE!!! The reason being...

 

[SeaDog]

...because ice cream has no bones. Psh. Everyone knows that. It's the same reason why you can't shingle a doghouse with pancakes. Anyway, I decided to go to the Winking Skeever to find...

 

[Ricky]

A monkey selling more bunnys 0.0? how does a monkey sell bunnys? oh its skyrim..so i then decide too..

 

[mazdatenza]

steal the black bunny and run away from the winking skeever. I named the black bunny....

 

[Ricky]

"Shadow Ninja Man Dude Bunny!" So the bunny accepted the name and handed me a sweet roll with an enchantment stating that i can never lose it..so i cry because i like losing my sweet roll..when suddenly an arrow..

 

[fleeon]

hit my....

 

[NobleSorian]

female companion who happens to be Lydia. She falls down the mountain and is impaled on a rock, get's trampled by an elephant, sent to orbit by a giant, doused in flames and frost by an ancient dragon and is back at my side in less than an hour.

 

[Nightingale]

Except it seems Lydia, by some mystical means, has been transformed into a giant mudcrab. You..

 

[Shew]

know and she asked for the new dlc armor pack for mudcrabs,,,, but I said

 

[Nightingale]

"Mudcrabs, Lydia? That was so last Frostfall." You then continue your journey with Lydia, only to stumble across a boat of fisherman looking at her with hungry eyes. You...