Story that never ends..

[Shew]

i shot one in the knee, and he said I used to be an adventurer like you, but let me guess someone stole your sweetroll

 

[Barakuza]

and my faithful companion, Bunny Tosser 3000 torched the other.

 

[shelder]

which ended up attracting a Troll Dragon (the annoying dragon that flys around screaming but never attacks or lands)

 

[NobleSorian]

I begin throwing the confiscated cheese at it and it swoops in for an attack...wait, never mind...still circling

 

[Barakuza]

But a well placed dragonrend shout sends the troll dragon down to the earth! but you dont know dragonrend yet. which meaning this new ally could be none other than....

 

[DrGraffiti]

Mr Toast, he who wanders the hills and vales of Skyrim offering weary travellers some sustenance from his tray of toast with toppings.......todays speciality toast topping being....

 

[shelder]

....a nice creamy sauce made from smashed guards who didnt take an arrow to the knee (Mr Toast: "The guards didnt take an arrow to the knee so they didnt deserve to b a guard") I......

 

[zane2453]

Gave mr. toast a great bear hug for being so cool, then i was covered in butter..

 

[RelentlessNub]

I was then attacked by a goat attracted to my butter...

 

[Kanil Windmaker]

It turns out the goat was just trying to get me to throw a stick I was stepping on, so we started playing fetch......

 

[Eturnus]

i threw the stick into a nearby bush, and when the goat ran into it, there was rustling sound, and it was not the goat that brought me back the stick, but a...

 

[DrGraffiti]

Hundred frightened butterflies, with colours of the rainbow, wings fluttering with a light breeze blowing into my ear as they lightly flew past. I watched them in a daze reminded of my days as a roaming Gigolo, and one very special lady by the name of......

 

[Icy Seeker]

Ernist from that one show....

 

[Migaluch]

who had awfully shaped ears but a body to fight an Orc for. Anyways, the dragon noticed all this nonesense going on and replied, in his deep draconic voice...

 

[Nightingale]

"Is this the real life? Is it just fantasyyy?" Out of the blue, a band of woodland creatures strumming lutes and playing flutes crawl out from the forest and begin to play for the dragon.

"Dovakiin,
I just killed a man,
Put my teeth into his head, shouted him down
now he's dead
Dovakiin... life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Dovakiiiiin oooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if Alduin really matters"

The dragon takes a curtsy, when an angry Nord throws a...

 

[Teritus]

I had realised this was turning stupid, and turned round to walk away, when suddenly...

 

[fleeon]

an arrow came flying straight towards my....

 

[Teritus]

Knee! It was painful, but I wearily carried on with my mind wholly set upon...

 

[fleeon]

Dodging the next arrow whizzing towards my...

 

[Migaluch]

nose, now from another direction. I turned and saw that it was...