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Skyrim pick-up lines!

Discussion in 'General Skyrim Discussion' started by skindog, Feb 5, 2012.

  1. skindog Member

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    So today I was texting my boyfriend and we started talking about how I always buy him nice things (I bought him Skyrim before we were even dating for no reason, how awesome am I??") and somehow got to sending a bunch of skyrim pick up lines, not ones we found on the internet, ones we just made up.

    So I figured I would share a few here, and while we're at it, why doesn't everyone have a go at posting their favourite Skyrim pick up lines?

    Are you wearing an Amulet of Talos? Because baby, you're reducing my time between shouts by 20%!

    I don't wear no daedric armour, because the only heart I want is yours.

    I'm your companion, I'll hold your junk whenever you want ;)
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  2. Ironclad Active Member

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    I would get down on one knee but.. well you know the story.
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    Are you a troll? Because I really wanna light you on fire and cut you to bits. Wait, that came out wrong.
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  4. Ironclad Active Member

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    Would you hold my dragon bone..? :p
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  5. Sps Drake Member

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    Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart
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  6. Neriad13 Premium Member

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    This is glorious. I just can't think of anything to top the previous posts.
  7. 3v3r I have scale-itch... Don't ask how I got it.

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    Are you dragon born? Because you have captured my soul.
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    • Winner Winner x 1
  8. Seth The Skrimmer

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    Picturing people actually saying these lines is quite hilarious.
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  9. vincent SC2: DudeMan 346

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    Just moved to Whiterun. It will be a breeze getting you into my home.

    You must be a Jarl cause I'll do anything to be your thane.

    Hey! You are one of the new companions. I know because you are making me howl.

    I feel like an ice wraith. You're making me melt.
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    Are you out of stamina? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

    Is that an amulet of Mara you're wearing? ;)

    You must be a master of alteration, because you got me paralyzed.

    You must be a master swordsman, because damn, you're striking.
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  11. Sps Drake Member

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    You must be a master of illusion, because all I see is you.
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  12. ShenziSixaxis Article Writer

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    Oh my god... this thread is win.
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  13. Sps Drake Member

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    I said hello to you, and you shot arrows at me! The first hit my heart. The other hit my knee.
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  14. Teritus Giving it to you straight since 1869

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    You're like a thief; I can't take my eyes off you.
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  15. Renegader Administrator

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    Want to see my unrelenting force? ;)
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  16. Sps Drake Member

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    Fus Ro Dah
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    Hey baby I ain't got no loincloth under this armor...
  18. vincent SC2: DudeMan 346

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    Location Discovered: PooSee
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    Baby you must be made of Skooma, 'cuz I just got addicted to you.
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    Do you get to the cloud district very often?
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