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GratuitousViolets

PS3 Addict
Had a thought about these while roaming about.

* you can't steal from an empty dresser.
* an empty barrel will always be empty.


They seemed like things the NPCS should be saying like quoted philosophy lol.

What Skyrim philosophies and sayings do you have?
 

Lady Redpool the Unlifer

Pyro, Spirits Connoisseur, and Soulless Anarchist
A sword on a rack spills no blood.
You can't be killed, if you can't be found
Magic is great, but n axe still works when you're out of magicka
 

Twiffle

Well-Known Member

DarkRaiden

Sir Reginald Von Bartlesby
If you hide your face with a mask, how do the guards still know it's you?
 

Brewman

Do I look worried?
If it moves kill it
 

Wildroses

Well-Known Member
Cherish your equipment and weaponry until you find something better.

If you aren't using it, you don't need it as much as you need gold.

You can never have enough gold.
 

Epic Keith

By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!
YOMO - You Only Marry Once :p

There are two things that defy physics; Gods and Horses
 

Epic Keith

By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!
^ EPIC WIN!

You know you've had enough Skooma, when horses start flyin'!
 

Twiffle

Well-Known Member
What good are fish when you have to eat them alone .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Klimmek, :D
 

raido KASAI

Ansei Master Badass
Kill them before they kill you.
 

Dinean

UESP NERD
Don't eat the canis root.
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of gold? Gold has no weight.

Am I invisible when I drink an invisibility potion? Or is everyone else wearing a bucket on their head?
 

Epic Keith

By Ysmir you're going to FREEZE to death!
Don't eat the canis root.
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of gold? Gold has no weight.

Am I invisible when I drink an invisibility potion? Or is everyone else wearing a bucket on their head?

Well actually they both weigh the same. PHYSICS!!!!! :p
 

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