Sex in Skyrim?
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VictoireXII
Crazed Skyrim Photographer
It's not even possible in pc yet lol, til creation kit comes out. You should see the oblivion and FO mods lol!
hexperiment
The Experimentalist
whatever it is, I am pretty sure you can't have 'sex' in Skyrim 
Evina
Active Member
Sorry.
cmp007
Member
Not in Skyrim however i do have several sex sessions with the disc case if that counts
wow
morguen87
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Okay, my dad works for Bethesda but didn't even tell coworkers he put this sexy extra in the game. Lydia was modeled after one of my super model gf's I had in middle school so it only works with her.
1. go to your home where it's just you and her. stand 10 feet away and keep the crosshair on her face (very important, it symbolizes eye contact). Stand there for 75 minutes, keeping eye contact even when she moves but stay 10 feet away so you're not acting like a perv. You can't use the wait command to wait 75 minutes it doesn't count as maintaining eye contact. After 75 minutes of eye contact from 10 feet away you can leave. Make sure you have a red mountain flower for the next step.
2. Ok, have a red mountain flower? You need to wait 48 hours from your last meeting with Lydia so you don't come off as clingy. You can use the wait command for this, but don't wait in your house. Sleep in the inn or wait somewhere outside so you seem mysterious and she thinks you're out adventuring since you're not home. Go into your house and get real close, then drop a red mountain flower at her feet. When you're touching her look over her shoulder then look at the side of her face briefly (hug and a kiss on the cheek) before backing up 5 feet away. Stay 5 feet away so she knows you're not expecting anything just from a flower but keep eye contact like you did before. Only this time do it 90 minutes. Leave your house and wait outside or sleep in the inn. You need a bottle of alto wine and a cheese wheel for the next step.
3. Wait 48 hours again and go into your house with a bottle of alto wine and a cheese wheel. Drop both items at Lydia's feet and do the hug and kiss cheek again. Back up to 3 feet away. Do eye contact for 120 minutes. Leave. For the next step you need a silver necklace and a stamina potion.
4. Only wait 24 hours for this step. At this point Lydia is super into you and you need to show her it's mutual. After 24 hours go into your house and drop the silver necklace and the stamina potion at her feet and then sit back and enjoy the wicked cut scene.
All steps have to be followed exactly for them to work. It took me a few tries to get it to work the first time after my dad told me how but it's totally worth it. I showed kids at high school in the library and it was so hot I have a new super model senior gf who was there (I'm a freshman booya).
1. go to your home where it's just you and her. stand 10 feet away and keep the crosshair on her face (very important, it symbolizes eye contact). Stand there for 75 minutes, keeping eye contact even when she moves but stay 10 feet away so you're not acting like a perv. You can't use the wait command to wait 75 minutes it doesn't count as maintaining eye contact. After 75 minutes of eye contact from 10 feet away you can leave. Make sure you have a red mountain flower for the next step.
2. Ok, have a red mountain flower? You need to wait 48 hours from your last meeting with Lydia so you don't come off as clingy. You can use the wait command for this, but don't wait in your house. Sleep in the inn or wait somewhere outside so you seem mysterious and she thinks you're out adventuring since you're not home. Go into your house and get real close, then drop a red mountain flower at her feet. When you're touching her look over her shoulder then look at the side of her face briefly (hug and a kiss on the cheek) before backing up 5 feet away. Stay 5 feet away so she knows you're not expecting anything just from a flower but keep eye contact like you did before. Only this time do it 90 minutes. Leave your house and wait outside or sleep in the inn. You need a bottle of alto wine and a cheese wheel for the next step.
3. Wait 48 hours again and go into your house with a bottle of alto wine and a cheese wheel. Drop both items at Lydia's feet and do the hug and kiss cheek again. Back up to 3 feet away. Do eye contact for 120 minutes. Leave. For the next step you need a silver necklace and a stamina potion.
4. Only wait 24 hours for this step. At this point Lydia is super into you and you need to show her it's mutual. After 24 hours go into your house and drop the silver necklace and the stamina potion
at her feet and then sit back and enjoy the wicked cut scene.All steps have to be followed exactly for them to work. It took me a few tries to get it to work the first time after my dad told me how but it's totally worth it. I showed kids at high school in the library and it was so hot I have a new super model senior gf who was there (I'm a freshman booya).
Okay, my dad works for Bethesda but didn't even tell coworkers he put this sexy extra in the game. Lydia was modeled after one of my super model gf's I had in middle school so it only works with her.
1. go to your home where it's just you and her. stand 10 feet away and keep the crosshair on her face (very important, it symbolizes eye contact). Stand there for 75 minutes, keeping eye contact even when she moves but stay 10 feet away so you're not acting like a perv. You can't use the wait command to wait 75 minutes it doesn't count as maintaining eye contact. After 75 minutes of eye contact from 10 feet away you can leave. Make sure you have a red mountain flower for the next step.
2. Ok, have a red mountain flower? You need to wait 48 hours from your last meeting with Lydia so you don't come off as clingy. You can use the wait command for this, but don't wait in your house. Sleep in the inn or wait somewhere outside so you seem mysterious and she thinks you're out adventuring since you're not home. Go into your house and get real close, then drop a red mountain flower at her feet. When you're touching her look over her shoulder then look at the side of her face briefly (hug and a kiss on the cheek) before backing up 5 feet away. Stay 5 feet away so she knows you're not expecting anything just from a flower but keep eye contact like you did before. Only this time do it 90 minutes. Leave your house and wait outside or sleep in the inn. You need a bottle of alto wine and a cheese wheel for the next step.
3. Wait 48 hours again and go into your house with a bottle of alto wine and a cheese wheel. Drop both items at Lydia's feet and do the hug and kiss cheek again. Back up to 3 feet away. Do eye contact for 120 minutes. Leave. For the next step you need a silver necklace and a stamina potion.
4. Only wait 24 hours for this step. At this point Lydia is super into you and you need to show her it's mutual. After 24 hours go into your house and drop the silver necklace and the stamina potion
All steps have to be followed exactly for them to work. It took me a few tries to get it to work the first time after my dad told me how but it's totally worth it. I showed kids at high school in the library and it was so hot I have a new super model senior gf who was there (I'm a freshman booya).
ROTFLMAO!!
This may be the single most funny post on this forum ever!
And you can bet your arse several young boys following this board are gonna go meticulously through every single step of this guide.
LOL!!
Dragon Bourne
Long Live Paarthurnax!
This is SO cruel yet so damn funny to think about some kid doing it...
And there WILL be someone trying... :-)
It was so well written too, I actually laughed out loud reading it, and it's the middle of the night here in Denmark, I should let my neighbours sleep...
Skullrattla
Button Pusher
Not cool, just tried this and Lydia turned out to have male organs! Took 5 hours! You know what she did to my proud Nord!
could not quit the game, was forced to watch the reap from multiple angles
now my Nord walks like he's butthurt
FU , BETHESDAY U GAY PERV
MONEY BACK OR GTFO
Took 5 hours! You know what she did to my proud Nord!could not quit the game, was forced to watch the reap from multiple angles
now my Nord walks like he's butthurt
FU , BETHESDAY U GAY PERV
MONEY BACK OR GTFO
Panthera
Don Gato
Try both, see which one works.
Try both, see which one works.
LOL!!
