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If you thought Cicero couldn't get creepier...

Discussion in 'General Skyrim Discussion' started by Usulama, Apr 26, 2013.

  1. Usulama

    Usulama Member

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    If the Hearthfire DLC is installed, you are able to adopt children, and give these children gifts, such as clothes.
    Therefore, clothes are new items found around Skyrim.

    Kid's clothes are usually in sensible places, like being sold at a shop, or in the chest by a bed in a household with kids, even in bandit's lairs.
    Unless you join the Dark Brotherhood.
    In Cicero's room, in nearly all of his containers, there are child's clothes. Dresses and tunics for both girls and boys, in different colors.
    And we already know Cicero doesn't approve of taking people's things before you kill them...
     
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  2. Gowsh

    Gowsh Old Fart

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    That unfo conjures images I'd really rather not face.

    Just step away from the dresser, turn around and pretend it never happened.

    Either that or don't sleep for a week.

    Ack!
     
  3. gangraad

    gangraad dragonguard

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    another fine reason to destroy the brotherhood.
     
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  4. Dagmar

    Dagmar Defender of the Bunnies of Skyrim

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    Maybe they belong to Babette.
     
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  5. jonathan90

    jonathan90 well known member

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    That is kind of scary as hell.
    Yes, cicero really is a crazy funny clown,agreed.
     
  6. Mr Forz

    Mr Forz I'm helping. Mostly.

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    Tell me how I managed to refrain from dismembering this clown.
     
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  7. Catwoman

    Catwoman Notorious Cat Burglar

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    Maybe Cicero likes to dress up the Night Mother from time to time. I mean, she does have a pretty small, shriveled up body!
     
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  8. Pretty Vampires

    Pretty Vampires Bunny Foo Foo

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    ......:vomit:
     
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  9. DustyMayFire

    DustyMayFire Skyforge apprentice

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    He wasn't always creepy. If you read his diaries you find out he slowly became the creepy jester.
     
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  10. Hargood

    Hargood Defender of Helpless Kittens

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    Honestly, wouldn't be suprized if the clothes just belong to Cicero. He seem the type to put on alittle girls Dress and dance around his room to "Goodbye Horses"



     
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  11. Iveri Sarothil

    Iveri Sarothil Active Member

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    Well. Now my main no longer feels even a little bad for gutting the little bastard.
     
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  12. Gearuvagen

    Gearuvagen I know, You know

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    Maybe just maybe he collects and donates them to Honorhall because he's a good guy deep.....deep....DEEP...down inside.
     
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  13. Pretty Vampires

    Pretty Vampires Bunny Foo Foo

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    Always took him for a pedophile.
     
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  14. MagicBlade

    MagicBlade Instinctive

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    I can never take Cicero seriously anymore, and since I never really did... I now have ripped his crazy head from his body, and threw that head into the fire,
     
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  15. Daelon DuLac

    Daelon DuLac How do you backstab a Dragon?

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    Boy, that's deep. He should go in to undersea oil drilling!
     
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  16. Caideus

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    Maybe he knew you would go through his pl*** so he decided to frack with you? Or maybe he adopted his own child?

    As I'm getting ready to post this, I see a add by Ad Council, save the children
     
  17. ColleenG

    ColleenG When in doubt, follow the fox.

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    Bravo. You have thoroughly disgusted me. :)
     
  18. TheLonelyWolve

    TheLonelyWolve My precious

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    If thats the case, then I praise him for being able to kill kids in skyrim.
     
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  19. Atz

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    Yea I really enjoy his lil death rattle every time I kill him and take his chest armor 20% better prices :D
     
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  20. KattSand

    KattSand Premium Member

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    He's one creepy dude indeed. I had him as a follower a long time ago, and my game glitched so I ended up finding cicero...half naked, upstairs at the Bannered mare along with Sam Guevene (you all know who he really is by now but I'm not gonna spoil juust in case) and a dremora lord. I found them like this: (you'll have to excuse the crappy quality, this is from back in the day when I played on xbox :p )
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    I'm not sure I even wanna know what was going on in there...Cicero and Sam in the same room like that, and that dremora just kinda adds to the weirdness :D
     

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