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Big Hog
Hey guys! I made a parody of the vanilla ice song: Ice Ice Baby. It's called: Sloth Sloth Baby, and I practically changed the main subject (which is vanilla ice) into a hoodlum 2 toed sloth in Costa Rica, I also added some synonyms and antonyms for some parts. And some lyrics may have longer/shorter syllables. So play the beat of the song, and sing in the lyrics, and then compare them to the actual ones. (Note: some words may be offensive. I did not intend to be offensive. It's just for the sake of writing.) here is a link to a vid with lyrics:
here are my lyrics:
Yo, P.I.G.
Let's hit it
Sloth, sloth, baby
Sloth, Sloth, baby
All right pause, innovate, and listen
Sloths attack with a justified decision
Something clenches on to me tightly
Spazz like a retard lost his kite string
Can it ever stop? Oh, Hell no
Turn off the lights, and you'll know
To the extreme I grabbed a glock and a candle
Light-up the forest like a petrified vandal
Run, kill the mammal that sleeps
I'm clawin out your brain like carnivorous black sheep
Deadly when I drop out of a palm tree
Anything with 2 legs and big breasts is an enemy
Love it or hate it, you better run away
You better hide your ballsack, the sloths will bring pain
If there was a problem, bro, I'll claw it
Check out the street while my Palm trees are fallin
Sloth , Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed
Now that the forest is jumping
With the sloths on the ground and the Trees are clumping
Quick to the grill, to the grill, no tastin
Cooking double Ds like a piece of Bacon
Scorchin 'em, if you aren't fast or patient
I go crazy when the slugs get anxious
And a cockroach with a jacked up antenna
I'm on a roll, let's get to something betta
Sleepin' in my palmetto
With my claws in the bark so the bugs can go
The gibbons on standby waving just to say bye
Did I awaken? No, I just slept through
Kept on sleepin to the next day
I busted my ass and I'm lookin for the way
The tree was dead, bro so I continued
To 212 Amazon revenue!
Monkeys were hot gettin roasted like weenies
Hippos gettin lucky just like Jeanies
Jealous 'cause I'm chillin on the rocks
Eagle with a beak and a sloth with his claws
Ready for the leopards near the falls
The leopards are acting dumb because they're full of sloth claws
Roaring rang out like a bell
I grabbed my vine all I heard was hell
Falling on to the grass real fast
Jumped on to my tree and I busted some ass
Branch, to branch the jungle was packed
I'm trying to get away before the leopards attack
Eagles on the scene, you know what I mean?
They passed me up, ate all the gibbon things
If there was a problem, bro, I'll claw it
Check out the street while my Palm trees are fallin
Sloth , Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed
Take heed 'cause I'm a tree climbing pro
Costa Ricas is the scene just in case you didn't know
My jungle that created all the grass green
Enough to feed cows and keep caterpillars lean
'Cause my swag is like an oil spill
Aggressive attacks you cant vision or feel
Completed and jointed this is a hell of a conscript
We take it slow so you just wanna skip
With this, Gays slice on the blade
Cut like a samurai, burn like a laser
So quick other Sloths go bounce!
If my rhythm was meat I'd sell it by the ounce
Keep my swag when it's time to hang loose
Amazed by the sun while I fall into my snooze
If there was a problem, bro, I'll claw it
Check out the street while my Palm trees are fallin
Sloth , Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed
Yo, sloth, let's climb outta here
Sleep on your mother!
Sloth, Sloth, baby, too slow
Sloth, Sloth, baby, too slow, too slow
Sloth, Sloth, baby, too slow, too slow
Sloth, Sloth, baby, too slow, too slow
here are my lyrics:
Yo, P.I.G.
Let's hit it
Sloth, sloth, baby
Sloth, Sloth, baby
All right pause, innovate, and listen
Sloths attack with a justified decision
Something clenches on to me tightly
Spazz like a retard lost his kite string
Can it ever stop? Oh, Hell no
Turn off the lights, and you'll know
To the extreme I grabbed a glock and a candle
Light-up the forest like a petrified vandal
Run, kill the mammal that sleeps
I'm clawin out your brain like carnivorous black sheep
Deadly when I drop out of a palm tree
Anything with 2 legs and big breasts is an enemy
Love it or hate it, you better run away
You better hide your ballsack, the sloths will bring pain
If there was a problem, bro, I'll claw it
Check out the street while my Palm trees are fallin
Sloth , Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed
Now that the forest is jumping
With the sloths on the ground and the Trees are clumping
Quick to the grill, to the grill, no tastin
Cooking double Ds like a piece of Bacon
Scorchin 'em, if you aren't fast or patient
I go crazy when the slugs get anxious
And a cockroach with a jacked up antenna
I'm on a roll, let's get to something betta
Sleepin' in my palmetto
With my claws in the bark so the bugs can go
The gibbons on standby waving just to say bye
Did I awaken? No, I just slept through
Kept on sleepin to the next day
I busted my ass and I'm lookin for the way
The tree was dead, bro so I continued
To 212 Amazon revenue!
Monkeys were hot gettin roasted like weenies
Hippos gettin lucky just like Jeanies
Jealous 'cause I'm chillin on the rocks
Eagle with a beak and a sloth with his claws
Ready for the leopards near the falls
The leopards are acting dumb because they're full of sloth claws
Roaring rang out like a bell
I grabbed my vine all I heard was hell
Falling on to the grass real fast
Jumped on to my tree and I busted some ass
Branch, to branch the jungle was packed
I'm trying to get away before the leopards attack
Eagles on the scene, you know what I mean?
They passed me up, ate all the gibbon things
If there was a problem, bro, I'll claw it
Check out the street while my Palm trees are fallin
Sloth , Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed
Take heed 'cause I'm a tree climbing pro
Costa Ricas is the scene just in case you didn't know
My jungle that created all the grass green
Enough to feed cows and keep caterpillars lean
'Cause my swag is like an oil spill
Aggressive attacks you cant vision or feel
Completed and jointed this is a hell of a conscript
We take it slow so you just wanna skip
With this, Gays slice on the blade
Cut like a samurai, burn like a laser
So quick other Sloths go bounce!
If my rhythm was meat I'd sell it by the ounce
Keep my swag when it's time to hang loose
Amazed by the sun while I fall into my snooze
If there was a problem, bro, I'll claw it
Check out the street while my Palm trees are fallin
Sloth , Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
Two toed
Yo, sloth, let's climb outta here
Sleep on your mother!
Sloth, Sloth, baby, too slow
Sloth, Sloth, baby, too slow, too slow
Sloth, Sloth, baby, too slow, too slow
Sloth, Sloth, baby, too slow, too slow
