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Ice ice baby parody (made by me)

Discussion in 'Art, Music and Writing' started by Harc, Jun 13, 2013.

  1. Harc

    Harc Knight-Paladin Aurelion

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    Hey guys! I made a parody of the vanilla ice song: Ice Ice Baby. It's called: Sloth Sloth Baby, and I practically changed the main subject (which is vanilla ice) into a hoodlum 2 toed sloth in Costa Rica, I also added some synonyms and antonyms for some parts. And some lyrics may have longer/shorter syllables. So play the beat of the song, and sing in the lyrics, and then compare them to the actual ones. (Note: some words may be offensive. I did not intend to be offensive. It's just for the sake of writing.) here is a link to a vid with lyrics:

    here are my lyrics:

    Yo, P.I.G.
    Let's hit it

    Sloth, sloth, baby
    Sloth, Sloth, baby

    All right pause, innovate, and listen
    Sloths attack with a justified decision

    Something clenches on to me tightly
    Spazz like a retard lost his kite string

    Can it ever stop? Oh, Hell no
    Turn off the lights, and you'll know
    To the extreme I grabbed a glock and a candle
    Light-up the forest like a petrified vandal

    Run, kill the mammal that sleeps
    I'm clawin out your brain like carnivorous black sheep
    Deadly when I drop out of a palm tree
    Anything with 2 legs and big breasts is an enemy

    Love it or hate it, you better run away
    You better hide your ballsack, the sloths will bring pain
    If there was a problem, bro, I'll claw it
    Check out the street while my Palm trees are fallin

    Sloth , Sloth, baby
    Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
    Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
    Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
    Two toed

    Now that the forest is jumping
    With the sloths on the ground and the Trees are clumping
    Quick to the grill, to the grill, no tastin
    Cooking double Ds like a piece of Bacon

    Scorchin 'em, if you aren't fast or patient
    I go crazy when the slugs get anxious
    And a cockroach with a jacked up antenna
    I'm on a roll, let's get to something betta

    Sleepin' in my palmetto
    With my claws in the bark so the bugs can go
    The gibbons on standby waving just to say bye
    Did I awaken? No, I just slept through

    Kept on sleepin to the next day
    I busted my ass and I'm lookin for the way
    The tree was dead, bro so I continued
    To 212 Amazon revenue!

    Monkeys were hot gettin roasted like weenies
    Hippos gettin lucky just like Jeanies
    Jealous 'cause I'm chillin on the rocks
    Eagle with a beak and a sloth with his claws

    Ready for the leopards near the falls
    The leopards are acting dumb because they're full of sloth claws
    Roaring rang out like a bell
    I grabbed my vine all I heard was hell

    Falling on to the grass real fast
    Jumped on to my tree and I busted some ass
    Branch, to branch the jungle was packed
    I'm trying to get away before the leopards attack

    Eagles on the scene, you know what I mean?
    They passed me up, ate all the gibbon things
    If there was a problem, bro, I'll claw it
    Check out the street while my Palm trees are fallin


    Sloth , Sloth, baby
    Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
    Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
    Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
    Two toed

    Take heed 'cause I'm a tree climbing pro
    Costa Ricas is the scene just in case you didn't know
    My jungle that created all the grass green
    Enough to feed cows and keep caterpillars lean

    'Cause my swag is like an oil spill
    Aggressive attacks you cant vision or feel
    Completed and jointed this is a hell of a conscript
    We take it slow so you just wanna skip

    With this, Gays slice on the blade
    Cut like a samurai, burn like a laser
    So quick other Sloths go bounce!
    If my rhythm was meat I'd sell it by the ounce

    Keep my swag when it's time to hang loose
    Amazed by the sun while I fall into my snooze
    If there was a problem, bro, I'll claw it
    Check out the street while my Palm trees are fallin


    Sloth , Sloth, baby
    Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
    Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
    Two toed Sloth, Sloth, baby
    Two toed

    Yo, sloth, let's climb outta here
    Sleep on your mother!

    Sloth, Sloth, baby, too slow
    Sloth, Sloth, baby, too slow, too slow
    Sloth, Sloth, baby, too slow, too slow
    Sloth, Sloth, baby, too slow, too slow
     
  2. Buffington Battle-Born

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    See? Your Sloth jokes are kind of funny when they're not spammed all over the place
     
  3. Harc

    Harc Knight-Paladin Aurelion

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    Did you read the lyrics? They make sense right!
     

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