I hate to say this, but Cyrodil needs to call the exterminator!

[Daelon DuLac]

Trolls! Trolls! Trolls! Everywhere it's Trolls!

Somebody needs to call the exterminator. It seems like everywhere is infested with 'em.

I was playing yesterday and now have 243 samples of troll fat. Since I'm at 100 in alchemy anyhow, I really don't have any use for 'em. I can only hope that Malakath wants them all as an offering.

And don't even get me started on Spriggans and will-o-the-wisps. I'd rather deal with a Spider Daedroth.

 

[Lucid]

Um - you are the exterminator. That's part of why everybody sends you running all over the place, they are planning behind your back.

- "The <insert road colour here> Road and surrounding wilds aren't safe for travellers."
- "Send the so-called 'Hero of Kvatch' to fetch something that way. S/he'll wipe out all the dangers along the way, and we can post notice of safe passage in the stables and in the Black Horse Courier."
- "Brilliant!"

 

[JoeReese]

Daelon DuLac: The Orkin Man of Oblivion.

 

[Lord Tourettes]

Um - you are the exterminator. That's part of why everybody sends you running all over the place, they are planning behind your back.

- "The <insert road colour here> Road and surrounding wilds aren't safe for travellers."
- "Send the so-called 'Hero of Kvatch' to fetch something that way. S/he'll wipe out all the dangers along the way, and we can post notice of safe passage in the stables and in the Black Horse Courier."
- "Brilliant!"

It all makes sense now...

 

[JoeReese]

 

[Listener]

You are the exterminator look at the Fighters Guild for example.