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[RTSullivan-DragonBorn]

Hey I am new, and an avid elder scrolls fan, obviously...

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

Welcome! Lollygagging is not allowed.

 

[RTSullivan-DragonBorn]

I do tend to potter around a lot though, cant move as well as I used to, you see I took an arrow in the knee.

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

Ah, a fellow guardsman! Someone stole my sweetroll...

 

[RTSullivan-DragonBorn]

I was just about to guess that someone stole your sweetroll!

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

Yeah, i said to him; "Staying out of trouble, Kinsman?" And then he just stole my sweetroll! Because of the arrow in my knee i could not run after him, but instead i spawned some guards on him. That'll teach him to steal from a guard!

 

[RTSullivan-DragonBorn]

Ah yes I know the man you speak of, Jon Battle-Born, he claims to love the finer thing like poetry and romance but I see the debauchery in his eyes.

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

Indeed. I've half a mind to set Uthgerd on him.

 

[RTSullivan-DragonBorn]

Ah the feisty one, do you think Jon Battle-Born deserves that much punishment?

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

More. One word; SWEETROLL

 

[RTSullivan-DragonBorn]

True. I had a run in with Uthgerd once I had to give her a beating, but I think she liked it, after, she insisted on being my friend...

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

Yeah. She became a stalker. I think she likes SM.

 

[RTSullivan-DragonBorn]

Yup, she does.

*accidentally drops embalming tools*

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

You know, one time she killed a companion. I think she was a tad too aroused...

 

[dunklunk]

Greetings and cheers, RTSullivan! I'll leave you two guards to discuss the finer points of sweetrolls. Just one question: Are the two of you absolutely sure Uthgerd didn't give you a beatdown? Probably the both of you at the same time, too.

Have fun here and happy adventuring!

 

[RTSullivan-DragonBorn]

After all this Uthgerd talk it looks like I am going to have to sacrifice her to Boethiah...

 

[The_Deadliest_Troll]

Welcome to the forums! hehe