Hello there boys and girls (And what ever the rest of you are). I'm sure you know who I am. If you don't. Well.. Might be a problem. Anyways. I have been here for bloody ages. This boat is moving way to slower than Galadriel ever told us. Its been over ten years! We should be over this sea now but nooo. And one would think that Frodo would stop puking everywhere after a couple of weeks but nope. Ten years and still seasick. I think Bilbo had a mild stroke. He talks backwards. Elrond does not seem to care much. He just reads the same book over and over again. Galadriel tries to make excuses. Its a mess. But at least I got internet. My staff works quite well as an antenna. Anyways. I have been sitting here thinking for a bit about how to pass the time untill we get to Valinor so I decided to answer some questions. I will answer anything about the world of Arda or Eä. (For the people who don't know what that it is the where Middle Earth is located.) I know all of the things. So please. Ask be questions! Maybe.. Whats Saurons deal? Why did he turn evil? What is he? Who's his mommy? Daddy issues? The normal things. While the questions are rolling in. I need to write down what Bilbo is saying.