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FOR GUYS ONLY Who is the hottest lady in Skyrim?

Discussion in 'Other Elder Scrolls Discussion' started by Restless, Jul 17, 2015.

  1. Mercutio

    Mercutio Assistant Regional Manager

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    "So bad"? Really? It's great
     
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  2. Restless

    Restless Well-Known Member

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    Very bad! XD and you know it!

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  3. Restless

    Restless Well-Known Member

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    Irileth? Seriously? She's so cold, though.

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  4. ChiefScalyNipples

    ChiefScalyNipples Dictator of my bedroom

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    It's not bad. You're bad, and you should feel bad.

    Go to time out for being bad.

    EDIT: I forgot to mention my notifications are bad too for not alerting me of the replies.
     
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  5. Restless

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    Ur nah mai reel mahm, u cnt tel mii wot 2 dew!

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  6. Mercutio

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    Yes, we can :p
     
  7. Restless

    Restless Well-Known Member

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    YOU LIE

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    Obviously Susanna the Wicked.. Or Hroki..
     
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  9. Restless

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    Didn't Hroki and Torr get grabbed when they tried to make a run for it?

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    Not sure who Torr is, but she's most def one of the hottest
     
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    Hehe, I guess I'm the only one who paid attention to what the guard said when the dragon attacked the Whiterun tower...

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  12. ChiefScalyNipples

    ChiefScalyNipples Dictator of my bedroom

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    I'm not scared to say I like the ass and tits.

    Just kidding, yes I am, don't hurt me.
     
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  13. Restless

    Restless Well-Known Member

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    WE'RE GOOD BOYS, LADIES, WE'RE GOOD WE DON'T WANT NO TROUBLES

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    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Dang, Ravain! Totally forgot about Hroki! That dirty girl, hanging around the meat man, in Markarth I think. :rolleyes:

    Y'know, I was just there for some of that fine-ass cut of meats. Fire up that Barbie, sweetie! We having steak tonight! :beermug:
     
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    ChiefScalyNipples Dictator of my bedroom

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    Oh and I remember, that one chick in Markarth who asked me to kill this one other girl as an optional step was kinda hawt too. I forgot her name, because I do 'em and leave 'em...

    Just kidding, don't stone me. I formed a nice, respectful relationship with her and took her out to dinner a lot and stole Sweetrolls from guards for us to eat. Also our house was being assaulted by bandits one day so I jumped in front of her and took an arrow in the knee for her.

    Double Just kidding, I didn't do anything with her after that quest, really.
     
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    That would be Muiri, mate. :D
     
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    ChiefScalyNipples Dictator of my bedroom

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    Yeah, she can get the wiener...

    ...To make a hot dog, I love a good hot dog.

    Alright, I'm done, I promise. Maybe.
     
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  18. Dabiene Caristiana

    Dabiene Caristiana Your friendly neighborhood weirdo

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    I'm not a guy, but up at the top are Serana, Aela, Freya (Dragonborn DLC, love that accent, DON'T YOU QUESTION ME), and someone else... I can't remember.

    Astrid is well and good, but once I finally figured out that she has the same voice as Valerica, Serana's mommy...

    ...

    It could not be unseen. No. God no. PLEASE NO. She scares the piss out of me. Which is probably why I dread going into the soul cairn.

    Sure, Astrid's pretty good looking but still. That crazy Vampire lady ruined it for me lol

    ... Not that there is anything wrong with a strong mama looking to rip her husband's head off to protect her baby and their kind..... no, nothing wrong at all. ;)

    Gabriella! That was it, the last one. Love her voice too. Pretty good looking.. I instantly liked her after I asked what she liked and she said, "What a curious question. Well, I enjoy moonlit nights, taking long walks on the beach, knitting and unicorns. In fact, I once took a seaside stroll, on a moonlit night, and discovered a unicorn... which I proceeded to stab in the throat with a crochet needle. I'm a woman of refined, yet simple tastes."

    I laughed my ass off in real life and said, "Damn, she and I have wonderful taste in morbid humor! I like you Gabby!"

    Then I was pissed when I found out what happened to her. :mad:
     
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    PART 2

    This one's name is Sah.

    This one worked for the
    FOR GUYS ONLY CORPORATION......the largest and most powerful commercial entity in the world. This one was head of security at a secret high-tech facility called the DUNGEON......a giant underground laboratory developing experimental, Kinky Devices

    There was an incident. A Kinky Device escaped. A lot of people died. The trouble was, they didn't stay dead.

    The computer that controlled the DUNGEON was a state-of-the-art......artificial intelligence: the
    Red Man

    The Red Man responded to the threat of the Kinky Device outbreak in an extreme way. He went homicidal.


    "You're all going to die down here"


    The Red Man attempted to kill everyone whether they were infected or not. This one managed to escape, but this was only the beginning. Kinky Device outbreaks spread like wildfire......first across the Skyrim, then the world.

    The Kinky Device didn't just bring the dead back to life.
    It mutated them in terrifying ways. Despite the apocalypse they had created......the FOR GUYS ONLY CORPORATION continued to experiment with the deadly devices.

    This one was infected. But the device bonded with this one on a cellular level. This one developed powers. This one became different. Powerful. Unstoppable. As this one got stronger, the human race became weaker. This one tried her best to lead what survivors she could find to safety......but we were pursued relentlessly. Even this one's friend Serana was seized and brainwashed by the FOR GUYS ONLY CORPORATION........Bight & suck to kill.

    Finally, this one is here to confront the head of the FOR GUYS ONLY CORPORATION. Albert Wesker.


    To Be Continued
     
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    Albert Wesker? Wha?

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