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FOR GUYS ONLY Who is the hottest lady in Skyrim?

Discussion in 'Other Elder Scrolls Discussion' started by Restless, Jul 17, 2015.

  1. Restless

    Restless Well-Known Member

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    I... uh... find that... women... are all good looking... and... it's their heart... that counts.. physical attraction... uhm... means nothing. Yeah.
     
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  2. M'aiqaelF

    M'aiqaelF Male, 32 years old, Denver area, CO

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    Aela
     
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  3. Voorth

    Voorth "Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy." - Josey Wales

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    I have to go with Sylgja. Pretty voice, good on the eyes, and it's nice to come home to from a long time on the road and have her waiting with a nice home cooked meal. Oh, and getting that "Lover's Comfort" of course.........
     
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  4. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Serana, Astrid, Aela.

    Or, basically women who probably aren't good for one's health. Notice all three mentioned above have some issue or another? Yeah, probably not the types to bring home to meet Mom. :eek::D
     
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  5. Restless

    Restless Well-Known Member

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    Astrid? XD Oh god

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    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Yeah, Nurozoxi, mostly for her voice. Yeah, that's the ticket. :rolleyes:

    And I forgot to mention, Aela if she'd take a bath. :eek::D
     
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    Oh geez XD She does bath, though. Wolves lick themselves, remember? ;)

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    Serana and Astrid. They're pretty...nice, yeah that's the word.

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  9. Sah

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    puts on her Ant-Man Vest Jacket ono_O........grabs her High Voltage Tasero_O......and a long sticko_O........giggles...........hello boys <3

    Big white letters flash across this ones screen.........The Skyrim Forums: The Lovers Side Quest.....Level 69.....Difficulty: Hardcore.

    Location: Mount Boner in Rift :eek:
    Mission: Recover the Birds & the Bees Mace of Submission :oops:

    lock-pick :)...unlocks front door ;)...sneaks past all the kissing traps on the ground :cool: ...sneaks past the dungeon witch has a very nice collection of crops, paddles & other kinky devices :oops:
    reaches first safe area, unlocks chest.....grabs 3 bottles of I Have a Headache Potions from inside chest :D
    continues down long corridor, reaches an intersection, reads the signs:rolleyes:...singe 1 says: the Best Way to a Man's Heart is thru his Stomach:sadface:.....Singe 2 says:The Best Way To A Man's Heart is Between his Fourth and Fifth Rib :)......pulls out her dagger and continues down path #2........sneaks past the culprit who posted this thread:p.....scrolls back up, of course its Mr Nurozoxio_O.............and enters Main Chamber:eek:.........................what happens next?..........o_O


    TO BE CONTINUED
     
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    I like dark elves alot especialy destruction mages :p its hawt!
     
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  11. Restless

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    o_O kissing... traps?

    WHY DO I ALWAYS READ THE WHOLE THING

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    This thread got a lot weirder a lot faster than I expected...

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  14. Kohlar the Unkilled

    Kohlar the Unkilled Time for some ale

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    Sylgja. Voorth beat me to it. So the honorable mention goes to Ingjard.

    Kohlar turns his head quickly to look behind. The footsteps were light and quiet, but not quiet enough. There was a brief perception of movement, now gone. Removing his hand from his weapon and turning his gaze to where it was before, Kohlar smiled knowing that today was not his day to die, for he was not the one who started the thread.
     
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    Aw, you're mean. :sadface:
     
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    [1000 posts of Serana swooning incoming]

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    M'aiqaelF Male, 32 years old, Denver area, CO

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    Sapphire is my #2 after Aela
     
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    Mercutio Assistant Regional Manager

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    Serena all the way

    (there you go Kat :p)
     
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    M'aiqaelF Male, 32 years old, Denver area, CO

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    Serana....would be #2 if she weren't a vampire....dat voice doe
     
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    Mercutio Assistant Regional Manager

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    You can transform her into a human with the "Have you thought about getting cured of vampirism?" option after Kindered Judgement. Don't speak to her about curing it before Kindered Judgement or you'll mess it up also you have to say the right thing. She will eventualy go to Falion and turn human again. Those green eyes man <3
     
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