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Famous TES Quotes

Discussion in 'General Skyrim Discussion' started by Ebony Knight, Dec 1, 2011.

  1. Twiffle

    Twiffle Well-Known Member

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    ive just joined the Dark Brotherhood for the first time, , and im crying of laughing at what Arnbjorn says , ,
    '' I am not adorable, it was not funny, and he wasn’t a Merchant. He was a Khajiit monk, and master of the whispering fang style. But now he’s dead, and I have a new loincloth''

    where oh where can i learn the ''whispering fang'' i bet its awsome, , lolo

    and from the blacksmith lady in whiterun:

    "I help my father out in more way then people know" the mind boggles at that relationship, , , ,
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    Dont hand me a mug of sheeps piss and call it coldovian ale
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    MOROKEI New Member

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    Mine is definitely this one from Paarthurnax: "What is better? To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" Seriously, that dragon's wisdom can astound me at times.
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    Wildroses Well-Known Member

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    How has: "Dah-ling. I've been waiting for you to return. To consummate our love!" not been mentioned yet?
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    "DIE FETCHER!"

    Die Fetcher...is a good one, bringing back Morrowind... I was going to used that one, but I guess I'll go with "You N'wah" or "Seen any elves?"
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    heatherelectra Premium Member

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    When the Jarl of Dawnstar gives you a quest to kill a giant, he says "Good luck with the giant... don't get stepped on!"
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    Twiffle Well-Known Member

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    "I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form. Just unsheathe me, and point me at the enemy." (Hrongar)
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    Stereofanic Hero of the defenceless, Champion of mankind

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    "Generals and kings have knelt at my command"

    "Find him and close shut the jaws, of Oblivion"

    "This is the 27th of last seed, the year of Akatosh 433, these are the closing days of the 3rd era, and the final hours, of my life"

    "You sleep rather soundly for a murderer, which is good for you will need a clear conscience for what i am about to propose"

    "CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!"

    "I can see it, mainly in your eyes, I may take those from you when were done"

    "Syl, how dare you interrupt me, only i interrupt me, like just then"

    "Ive been waiting for you, or someone like you, or someone other than you for sometime now"
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    Svarnor Shadowcloak of Nocturnal

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    Brelnya Maron, a dunmer apprentice at Winterhold. If she is asked if she's scared to be at Saarthal, she'll respond:
    "Why? Because it's old and full of dead things? Clearly you've never spent any time in Morrowind."
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  10. Medea

    Medea The Shadow Queen

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    The Whiterun guard to Jarl Balgruuf about the first dragon you end up fighting in the game:

    "It was fawst, fawster than anything I've ever seen."
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    After completing the main quest and going to Windhelm I passed a guard who promptly scolded me:

    You released a captured dragon? BY THE GODS WOMAN! WHY?!
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    It's difficult and sometimes tedious, but a well made arrow strikes forth like the fury of a god.
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    Shyrith Ebonhawk

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    After casting a calm spell, crouch down to backstab, but let the person see you first. Then get behind them.

    "I hope you're not going to pick my pocke- " *slits throat* Nope. I wasn't going to. Don't worry.
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    kyleekay Ray of Sunshine (JockNerd)

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    "Nords' armor has lots of fur. This sometimes makes M'aiq nervous." -M'aiq the Liar.

    You and me both, buddy. :p
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    Gotta love the comments from the others at the mages college even after you become the head of the college.

    [​IMG]
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    I love the way, after hearing of the demise of his colleagues in Nchuand-Zel, Calcelmo states almost gleefully, "Unfortunately, sometimes the stones of scholarship are built on the foundation of death."
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    "There's a trick to it. The trick is, don't bleed to death. And there's a lever." ~Melka
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    "Pssst, I know who you are... Hail Sithis" - Skyrim Guard after joining the Dark Brotherhood
  19. Suleku

    Suleku The Grey Knight

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    o_O I wouldn't be playing you NOOO FEE!!! Over my dead body you Silly Orc D:

  20. Wishmaker1234

    Wishmaker1234 Speaker to the Dazed

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    Is this really the tale you thought would cheer me?" asked Hallgerd incredulously. "I've heard the King of Worms told more inspirational stories." "Wait," smiled Xiomara. "I'm not finished yet."-Vernaccus and Boulor

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