Famous TES Quotes

[Dallas-Arbiter]

"I've fought Mudcrabs fiercer than you!" -Random bandits in Oblivion
"I don't remember hearing about Tiber Septim killing any dragons." "There weren't any dragons then idiot"- Two Whiterun guards talking about the PC after killing the first dragon
"I hate giving speeches"- General Tullius

 

[Tryst]

My favorite has to be:

"Must be my imagination." Walks off with an arrow stuck firmly in his back and 50% health gone or past his mate who is lying dead with an arrow in him.

That's some vivid imagination you have.

 

[Thomas Liu]

Down with Ulfric the Killer of Kings....... when Sovengarde beacons, everyone of us dies.

 

[ShadowMage]

"You. You're the one from my dreams!"
Guess who.

 

[imaginepageant]

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

 

[ShadowMage]

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

YEAH! CHEESE!

 

[Kentuckykid220]

"You Nwah"! - A dark elf
"Men are but flesh and blood, they know their death but not the hour" -Uriel Septim (Oblivion)

 

[nordicowboy]

1.I'm doing the fishstick, it's a very delicate state of mind.- Sheogorath
2.You know, you remind me of myself at a young age. All I cared about was riding narwhales and sleeping in honeycombs and drinking babies' tears...-Sheogorath
Nord's armor has lots of fur. This sometimes makes M'aiq nervous.- M'aiq

 

[Train]

Khajiit from Morrowind when walking about in the buff:

"No one wants to see that."

Sheogorath in Oblivion:

"I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!"

"You dare interrupt me? Only I interrupt me! Like just then."

Sheogorath in Skyrim:

"But only half right. I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family tittle. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years."

"Now you. You can call me Ann Marie. But only if you're partial to being flayed alive and having an angry immortal skip rope with your entrails. I'f not... Then call me Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Charmed."

"Ooh, ooh, what kind of message? A song? a summons? Wait, i know! A death threat written on the back of an Argonian concubine? Those are my favorite."

So insane, I also like all his lines about cheese, but doesn't everyone?

 

[Chryss]

after killing the Dark Brotherhood...

Random Guard: Heard what you did with the DB, I could have done that but I was sick that day.

another favorite...

Forsworn Briarheart: ARGH!!! Death is overrated!!! I Yield, I Yield, I can't best you!!

 

[Max Rasmuth]

the most classic of all..."Why walk, when you can ride."

 

[FlickerWick]

"I am an apprentice mage, not a pack mule!" -Marcurio

 

[Soar Tueth]

Guards have great lines: "No lollygagging!"

I was switching around armor with my follower and forgot to equip some. I walk around in first person most of the time, so I couldn't see myself. I pass by a Mjoll-type guard who says, "It's going to get cold tonight. You might want to cover up your delicates!"

"So you think you're an alchemist! Can you brew me some mead?"

"The best offense is a good defense-- am I right?"
"The best defense is a good defense-- am I right?"

 

[Drewski]

[My Illusionist Mage, Strolling casually into town with a small bounty]

Guard: Hey! Don't I know You?
Mage: [Waves hand] I'm not the droid you're looking for...
Guard#1 to Guard #2: He's not the Droid we're looking for.
Mage: I can go about my business.
G#1: You can go about your business.
Mage: Move along.
G#1: Move along... move along.[Mage strolls off]
G#2: Hold on, what's a droid?


{well that's how it goes in my head anyways}

 

[Karl The Khajiit]

This is the end for you, twit!
from TES 3

 

[Invader Vin]

My favorite quote in the game:

"What is better -- to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"

-Paarthurnax

 

[samgurl775]

Pretty much anything Cicero says is fantastic.
"Astrid knew her stupid wolf couldn't slay sly Cicero."
"Solitude...lonely Cicero could tell you a thing or two about Solitude."
"I was transporting my dear, sweet mother. Well, not her. Her corpse. She's quite dead."

Some of my other favorites:
"If you're looking for potions speak with Babette. She's the creepy little girl - can't miss her." - Festus Krex
"Make love like a sabre cat or crush your enemies into dust!" - Brynjolf
"Tell me, what brings you to this...ah, to Skyrim." - Elenwen

 

[Dzibl]

"Everything is for sale, everything is for sale"
Annoying seller in whiterun general goods.

 

[KrazyLizard]

After marrying Aela the Huntress, we spent out first night together in Breezehome. The next morning I walk out side and and the guard says "You smell like a wet dog, must of been tending your hound."

 

[ShadowMage]

After marrying Aela the Huntress, we spent out first night together in Breezehome. The next morning I walk out side and and the guard says "You smell like a wet dog, must of been tending your hound."

They say that if your a werewolf.