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"Let me guess... someone stole your sweetroll." -Skyrim Guard
"Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots... Good Job." -Nelkir, Son of Jarl Bulgruff
"FUS RO DAH!" -Dovahkiin
"Never should have come here!"- random bandit/wizard enemy upon noticing you
"Awww the cute doggie chasing the kitty!"- Babbette of the Dark Brotherhood commenting on Astrid's husband (forgot his name) mission
Anything M'aiq the liar says
Snow falls. Why worry where it goes? M'aiqthinks the snowflakes are pretty. Nords are so serious about beards. So many beards. M'aiq thinks they wish they had glorious manes like Khajiit. Don't try blocking if you have two weapons. You will only get confused. Much better to hit twice anyway. All quotes from M'aiq the Liar, I love that guy