I improved him a bit:
Erm... Psst. Your Viking is flaccid....
But .. he's Dovahsmiley... guess I have to finish the helmet.
Better?
Found one by Bash-Hazard on Deviant Art:
Hawt, can we implement this (as well as the Cowboy one) into our smilies?
oooh just saw this... I'll see what I can do about prettying him up tomorrow. (While at work... )