Corrupted Wish!

[Finalchrono]

This is similar to another wish of yours .
Granted, but unfortunately it sucks. (I can't say this, there's no way it's going to suck)
Granted, but your hardware can't support it.

I wish I could wish for a wish that didn't have a downside.

 

[rizen]

Granted, but now you can't play this game anymore

I wish for no more taxes

 

[Perchta]

granted, but now you are unemployed.

i wish the kodama were real.

 

[hexperiment]

Similar to which wish? :?

Granted, but now they are everywhere. EVERYWHERE

I wish I can marry a Khajiit.

 

[rizen]

Granted, but he's been having an affair with a hagraven and hi-fives his friends about it later

I wish there were no more adverts.

 

[Shoor]

Granted, but then you'd have to pay the money people stand to lose by not allowing adverts.

I wish for a model of an F-15 Eagle.

 

[Lyt]

Granted, but then you'd have to pay the money people stand to lose by not allowing adverts.

I wish for a model of an F-15 Eagle.

Granted, but it was dropped on delivery. Some (re)assembly required.

I wish for a good gaming computer.

 

[GDoe5]

Granted, but a brand-new version comes out straight after you get it.
I wish I was in Japan.

 

[BSE]

Granted, but you dont, and never will learn to, speak or understand Japanese.

I wish Kate Beckinsale was my wife.

 

[GDoe5]

Granted, but she argues, and then turns asexual on you.

I wish I was warm.

 

[treasurehunter]

[I like this game... ]
Granted, but now you have no way to cool down.

I wish I had ice cream.

 

[Ajones2323]

Granted, but it was made with old milk.

I wish i could jump into the world of Skyrim and take control of my character at will.

 

[Zoa Two Tails]

Granted but all of your characters are skeever
I wish I could use dragon shouts in real life.

 

[imaginepageant]

Granted, but you suddenly come down with laryngitis.

I wish I could afford a cleaning service so I didn't have to clean my house today.

 

[Necromis]

granted but the maid is hoarder and piles all your belongings in the living room and kitchen.

I wish I was paid not to work so I could be out on the water enjoying the sun.

 

[SGT_Sky]

granted but the water is infested with flesh eating bacteria that are quickly evolving.

I wish for a nice looking woman that doesn't cheat

 

[Zoa Two Tails]

Granted but she is a five year old
I wish for the ability to become invisible. whenever i want to

 

[hexperiment]

Granted but everyone can feel where you are whenever they want to know

I wish a giant spider lay thousands of eggs inside me and all the beautiful baby spiders hatch to feed on my flesh while I am still alive.

 

[Monolith]

Granted, but the baby spiders decide you don't taste good and take their business elsewhere, migrating out through all your orifices. While you stand there disappointed, watching the spiders scurrying away from you, you are flattened by a bus.

I wish I were as strong as a grizzly bear.

 

[Ajones2323]

Granted, but it's the strength of a cub.

I wish I had enough money to travel all over the world.