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Corrupted Wish!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Broodje, Dec 10, 2011.

  1. NikolaTesla

    NikolaTesla Admiral Sunna Kyndai

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    Granted, but the world around you is being destroyed by a evil miniature pony.
    I want a gaming computer that would never need to be upgraded, it could run all the games and the highest graphics settings.
     
  2. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but by the time that's invented, electricity no longer exists. Same thing with battery packs or batteries in general. :eek:

    I wish that I could see in the dark like our cats. (thus avoiding Nikola) :blackdragon:
     
  3. NikolaTesla

    NikolaTesla Admiral Sunna Kyndai

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    Granted but you can't see in the light.
    I wish hostess hadn't gone out of business, Twinkies...........so good................
     
  4. dunklunk

    dunklunk You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

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    Granted, but Twinkies themselves take over the business, and well, y'know. The Twinkie Terminator is unleashed. End of story. :p:eek::D

    I wish I could dream in HD. And Dolby, too, dammit. :rolleyes:
     
  5. Broodje

    Broodje Panem et circenses

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    Granted, but all your dreams will take place at the toilets of your school.

    I wish to finish my study succesfully.
     
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    Monolith The Progeny of Vikings

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    Granted, but then you'll never find work in your field.

    I wish all the Skyrim DLC were free to download.
     
  7. Broodje

    Broodje Panem et circenses

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    Ow that's just cruel D:

    Granted, but you'd have to rebuy Skyrim in order to play :D

    I wish for my cat to be less aggressive
     
  8. Neveraine

    Neveraine BRINGER OF DEATH

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    Granted, but your cat only becomes less aggressive after marking its territory all over your house.

    I wish there was less inappropriate stuff on the internet.
     
  9. Buffington Battle-Born

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    There is now nothing on the internet even barely or slightly inappropriate, and jokes don't exist anymore.

    I wish all of my swings would hit who or whatever I'm attacking on Morrowind.
     
  10. UnLonged

    UnLonged True to the Name

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    Granted, but all you can wield with your precise arms or any limb you use for swinging a weapon is a small, flimsy spoon.

    I wish I could bend space and time through instantaneous travel.
     
  11. Buffington Battle-Born

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    Granted, but the world's history becomes more and more corrupt every time you travel.

    I wish I had a better computer for gaming.
     
  12. UnLonged

    UnLonged True to the Name

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    Granted. Your computer now possess specifications that are, to your views, better as they are now, but all you can play is a single special game; a PC port of Atari's E.T. game, it having no changes made whatsoever.

    I wish to have clairvoyance.
     
  13. Neveraine

    Neveraine BRINGER OF DEATH

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    Granted, but your goal that the clairvoyance shows you is to become a poor homeless person.

    I wish I had the power to be late for everything.
     
  14. Buffington Battle-Born

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    Granted, but you have an early death.

    I wish that I could complete the Mage's College questline without any bugs and have complete access to Labrithian.
     
  15. Neveraine

    Neveraine BRINGER OF DEATH

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    Granted, but the bugs for everything else in Skyrim are now so much greater that you can't do anything else in skyrim except the College of Winterhold's questline and nothing else.

    I wish I had an early death.
     
  16. Buffington Battle-Born

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    Granted, but you have to live as a ghost for the rest of eternity, not being able to leave the area that you died.

    I wish I was a little bit taller.
     
  17. Neveraine

    Neveraine BRINGER OF DEATH

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    Granted, but everyone else in the world grows a foot taller.

    I wish I was a ghost.
     
  18. Buffington Battle-Born

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    Granted, but you can't float or phase through walls.

    I wish I was a baller.
     
  19. Neveraine

    Neveraine BRINGER OF DEATH

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    Granted, but all sports cease to exist.

    I wish to stop having wishes.
     
  20. King o' the Britains

    King o' the Britains Supreme Commander of Elite Awesomeness

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    Granted, but you're on a corrupted wish thread so you either have to keep playing or leave.

    I wish I could be less inactive here.
     

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