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  1. Evina

    New Character Build

    Just avoid sabrecats. They like to chew on wood elf meat.
  2. Evina

    What did you do today in the world of Skyrim

    Someone sent a Dark Brotherhood assassin after me. This is the third time someone wants to get rid of my woodelf, though she done nothing wrong to anyone. What the hell...
  3. Evina

    Best "Wtf" Moment

    Today I wanted to jump over a bed, instead my woodelf got stuck in the air for a few seconds, just above the bed flapping with her hands like some bird...
  4. Evina

    What do you think would improve skyrim?

    The ability of getting really drunk, and doing crazy drunk stuff.
  5. Evina

    Story that never ends..

    ... mudcrabs. But no ordinary mudcrabs! These were gentleman mudcrabs, with top hat and monocle. "Quite" - said one of the mudcrabs.
  6. Evina

    did you pirate skyrim?

    I hope you are just being sarcastic... I really do. Otherwise, I must tell you are quite overreacting.
  7. Evina

    did you pirate skyrim?

    Well ain't that cute... but it's wrong.
  8. Evina

    did you pirate skyrim?

    It is.
  9. Evina

    The Locked Room

    My favourite ones were the Wolf Queen, and a story about two twin warriors. I forgot the title of the last one, but it was amazing.
  10. Evina

    PEW

    I'll just leave this here...
  11. Evina

    Story that never ends..

    carrot.
  12. Evina

    Story that never ends..

    -Where did I put it... ah there you are! -the chicken pulled out his weapon too, a big dwarwen war axe.- You should've known better not to meddle in chicken business. Now you die! -he cried out, and begin to attack the dragonborn.
  13. Evina

    Story that never ends..

    - I knew we'll meet again, my old nemesis. - said the dragonborn. Slowly he drawed out his sword and pointed it at the chicken. - You will not get away this time.
  14. Evina

    Story that never ends..

    Oh no, not you again - said the chicken.
  15. Evina

    Story that never ends..

    ... laying naked in one of the rooms in the Blue Palace, with a goat, 56 sweetrolls, a skeleton, two passed out khajiits, and a wispmother.
  16. Evina

    Story that never ends..

    ... the cheese is infused with with Skooma and Sleeping Tree Sap. So after a few seconds...
  17. Evina

    Story that never ends..

    ... is made of cheese.
  18. Evina

    Story that never ends..

    ... I like fish sticks.
  19. Evina

    Your Strange Experiences?

    A dragon attacked a chicken at Riverwood. And the chicken survived.
  20. Evina

    Dead Kat Tails

    He's just happy being dead. I guess.
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