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  1. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    So I just killed the Ebony Warrior

    Haha, sounds like you had a really intense fight with him. I give you credit for going at it the fair way. I just wore armor that reduced destruction cost by 100% and shot him with a continual stream of staggering fireballs. Just let me say it takes VERY little skill hitting both shoulder...
  2. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Legendary Equipment

    Spellbreaker! I hate dragon breath on legendary and just in general, so it's nice to have a permanent ward thingy that nullifies the damage.
  3. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    if you could have any power from skyrim what would it be?

    FAST TRAVEL! I would fast travel to places all over the world without having to spend a single penny on plane tickets. Invisibility + become ethereal = Free bank robberies <-- I'd probably go with that too.
  4. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Christmas in Skyrim

    Maven Black-Briar's head >: ) I would just wish for peace on Nirn!
  5. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Lucia! Lucia! Where fore art thou Lucia?

    I remember being quite an awful mother to Lucia. She neglected to do her chores, so I sorta kinda cast a master level destruction spell on her. It was so powerful, she got upset and ran away. I assume you're not an abusive father though, so maybe it's just one of Bethesda's billion bugs.
  6. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Things Skyrim could have done better...

    I would definitely appreciate some better animation.
  7. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Challenger, you've no idea how much I hate you...

    It's nice to find someone else who hates the Challenger. He walked up to me in Whiterun, challenged me to a duel, and then when I specifically told him to find some other way to stroke his ego (in other words, declining his challenge), he attacked me. When Lydia came to my rescue, he began...
  8. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Skyrim Embarrassments

    Even Shadowmere must succumb to the effects of gravity.
  9. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Skyrim Embarrassments

    I accidentally walked Shadowmere off a cliff and (s)he died.
  10. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Why Don't Guards Ever Help In Your Fights

    Guards don't seem to have any problem attacking you when you punch Nazeem in the face, but when the person destined to save humanity from the world-eater is assaulted, they run away without the least concern for the dragonborn's safety. MAKES SENSE!
  11. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Soul Cairn proves that Enchanting is Evil

    If soul trapping a giant frostbite spider is evil, I don't wanna be good. I don't think it cares, anyway..
  12. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Xbox 360 does anybody like novice level weapons and armour?

    I'd like to see Alduin face me with my wooden sword and iron armor. It admittedly sounds fun.
  13. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Spoiler How to kill "essential" characters.

    I believe my Skyrim hit list has just doubled in size. "Britte wakes up every morning at 6am and leaves the house. She then proceeds to spend twelve solid hours chasing and harassing Sissel, until 6pm." Britte, you better start looking for a really good hiding spot. The Dragonborn comes.
  14. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Lockpicking, Skill or luck?

    I found one of those expert level chests at a giant's camp, turned the lockpick while it was set in the absolute default position, and unlocked the chest! Skills, babeh. :cool:
  15. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Favorite/Most Hated Sound Effects ?

    Love the "DUNG" sound effect when you get a successful sneak attack. I DESPISE the elemental fury sound effect for the glitch that it's forced me to endure. "SWIIIIIIIISH" 24/7, whether I'm inside a building, under a bridge, or just trying to relax and read a book. The only way I'm able to...
  16. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    earth is boring compared to skyrim.....

    Considering all the wolves, bears, sabre cats, hagravens, dragons, vampires, bandits, mages, frosbite spiders, forsworn, flame atronachs, draugr, and skeletons out to kill me, I doubt I'd have much time to enjoy Skyrim. Then again, if it was anything like the game I could just become a god in...
  17. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Your WTF/LOL Moments?

    As if spiders couldn't get any nastier, I had just managed to kill one in one of those old Nordic ruins, and then its corpse started break dancing insanely fast. I couldn't help but watch in absolute fascination. I'm lucky I was able to find a video, since words can't really do this justice...
  18. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    What Animal of Skyrim do you Hate?

    1.) Bears because they're freaking loudmouths. I always have to mute my TV. 2.) Sabre cats. So quiet that they often manage to ambush and kill my low level characters.
  19. Daedra'Mc'Bitch

    Things that bug you about Skyrim

    On my female character I stripped in front of Vekel, and you know what he said? "Don't look like much to me."
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